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I decided to make artwork out of the different ways my mom has botched celebs/show names
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limp brittzkit
@Brittymigs
she/her NY based comedian & little idiot
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- can i come over and do this
- No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong
- Moms love to go “did you hear?” and then proceed to tell you the saddest story you’ve ever heard in your life
- how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday
- *me sitting like a cooked shrimp* why does my back hurt
- Maybe just me but i think the micro plastics add a lot of flavor
- This one frame in Signs is the reason i didn’t sleep for all of 2002
- Do Airbnb hosts just like mentally block out the fact that people have fucked all over their home
- Will i understand Dune if i haven’t seen a shit ton of sand before
- I need an upside down water bottle next to my bed like a hamster
- not the fart tackleboxleaving this on my nightstand in case i get peckish in the night
- Hey I’m at antifa HQ & but i forgot my swipey thing at my desk can someone come let me in? I’m in the 4th floor stairwell
