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Soulless Analyst
@SoullessAnalyst
formerly infra/renewables PE. now private credit. retired
boston
Joined May 2018
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    what is proper etiquette for telling the person next to you on 7 hour flight to move tf over to the open seat next to them (therefore freeing up the middle seat)
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    where do you see yourself 12 beers from now, what’s your 12 beer plan
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    Replying to @SoullessAnalyst
    “looks like the seat next to us might be open since the boarding door just closed” *stares at me with no response*
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    The plan: - ask the boys what the move is - get 0 replies (they have a chat without me) - have 2 beers - start watching Netflix show, get bored and try another - another beer - double text to the chat and don’t get a response - 3 more beers - darkness sets in - stare at the void
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    Replying to @SoullessAnalyst
    wtf she moved over finally to eat and has since moved back to the middle seat to sleep
    GIF
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    fellas is it gay to survive a car crash
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    dudes be like “i work in real estate private equity” bro u are a LANDLORD
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    buying a bunch of credit suisse logo merch off eBay to sell it as vintage to the college kid hardos in 10 years
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    Microsoft Excel girls I message on Hinge 🤝 Not Responding
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    People who write millions as $10mm instead of $10m or $10M 🚩 🚩 🚩🚩🚩
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    big four really being spending money on anything except decent salaries
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    I have worked in M&A my entire career (3 years). There are 2 possible outcomes with Elon & Twitter: 1) The deal goes through 2) The deal is terminated
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    if I tip at self checkout does it pay me