BREAKING: According to a new Netflix press release, WEDNESDAY has been viewed to completion at least 15 times by every man, woman, and child on the planet. Some dogs, too. The total is 700 trillion hours of viewing time. Also, WEDNESDAY has been canceled, effective immediately.
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- After years of only hearing about it, I finally got my hands on the 5-page bodybuilding forum thread wherein a couple dudes get into a heated argument over how many days there are in a week and I am here to tell you that it is infinitely funnier than I even imagined it would be.
- forgot to post these yesterday but I was the skinamarink for Halloween this year
- lady at the dispensary handing me a big fat bag: "Got any weekend plans? Haha, besides this?" me: "Yeah, this plus ZELDA." lady (near tears, now grabbing my arm): "I've been waiting for someone to come in that'd talk to me about ZELDA oh my fucking god can we talk about ZELDA"
- Yeah but I'm sure when it comes out everyone will be talking about it
- holy shitOh. Oh my heart. Kurt Russell talking about Charles Bronson:
- Imagine coming for Keanu Reeves like that. Might as well let the internet know you think all kittens should be drowned at birth. Good luck out there, man.
- Pretty sure this photo of Oscar Isaac spotting someone who spotted him on a plane is about as good as today's gonna get.
- Scorsese about to beat this man to death with a tire ironJoe Russo says AI will be used to “engineer storytelling” in movies. “You could save the AI on your streaming platform. ‘I want a rom-com starring my avatar and Marilyn Monroe's avatar,’ and it renders a story with dialogue that mimics your voice.” (collider.com/joe-russo-dona…)
- 1997. Rob Zombie looks down at the paper on his desk. It reads: DIG THRU THE TRENCHES AND BURN THRU THE WENCHES AND FUCK IN THE BACK OF MY DRACULA CAR He balls up the sheet of paper, angrily tosses it into an overflowing trash can. He is convinced he will never get it right.
- I remember, in the theater, being able to hear the shocked gasps from the crowd at the moment where the sound suddenly drops out. Fuckin incredible moment.Five years ago today... Three stories come together in an explosion.
00:00 - Love RDJ but at this point in both history and my life I could give two wet shits about astronomically wealthy people playing with their toys. Feels gross, dunno what to tell you. We can't afford rent out here, man.The first trailer for ‘DOWNEY’S DREAM CARS’ has been released. The series premieres on June 22 on MAX.



















