baklava, if made correctly, is probably the single greatest dessert in the history of humanity
Sam ๐๏ธ
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Sam ๐๏ธ
@SamtheNightOwl
hi, i'm sam | cautious optimist | commie sympathizer | philosophy enthusiast | bluesky: samthenightowl.bsky.social
Los Angeles | he/him
Joined November 2020
- children deserve parents who want them, don't they?Genuinely donโt understand people who adamantly donโt want kids.
- hbo's decision to rebrand to max is arguably worse than twitter's attempt at rebranding to X nobody's gonna know what you're talking about when you say "max" so you're gonna call it "hbo max" anyway
- this guy is so unstoppable that he has not only been in hospice care for over a year and a half, he beat stage 4 eye cancer that metastasized into his brain.....at age 92Jimmy Carter has officially turned 100.
- why would anyone want to work a job like thisWhy arenโt we encouraging our girls to pursue jobs like this? We need true equality
00:00 - his name is Gavin Christopher Newsom and he is the governor of California. he has been telegraphing a run for president for like 20 years and is ready to do it in 2028. he also probably drinks the blood of infants for daily sustenanceThe Dems/Progressives might need a sociopath.
- genuinely surprising for a u.s. president to say this so plainly lmaoTrump: "I want to try and get to heaven if possible. I hear I'm not doing well. I hear I'm really at the bottom of the totem pole."
00:00 - one time in college, i knew a dude who once told me, in stone-cold seriousness, that you could solve racism by genetic engineering to make everyone in the world the same skin color. anyway he's studying to be a medical scientist at the Johns Hopkins school of medicine lmao
- "my child was brutally murdered so now i am gonna become extremely racist and seek the torture and imprisonment of everyone who looked like my daughter's killer"Patty Morin, whose daughter Rachel was murdered by a migrant without legal status in 2023, criticized her senator, Chris Van Hollen, for flying to El Salvador to advocate for Kilmar Abrego Garcia in an unrelated immigration case. abcnews.link/vxXfL69
00:00 - 98% of people who get arrested by the u.s. postal inspectors service are convicted at trial. don't fuck with the mailAuthorities in Colorado would really appreciate if you DON'T copy this key that can open all blue U.S. mail boxes. Just to make sure you don't copy it, the news have provided a high-rez picture of the key that should NOT be copied.
- i apologize, ayatollah khamenei, i was unfamiliar with your gameThey celebrate a day for abolition of slavery but such crimes are committed against the blacks. #EricGarner #TrayvonMartin #BlackLivesMatter
- when exactly did standup comedians become the whiniest bitches on earth
- sick and tired of this world being ruled by early birds. night owls need to rise upMany of you donโt realize that your problems would go away if you slept from 10PM-7AM
