Authorities in Colorado would really appreciate if you DON'T copy this key that can open all blue U.S. mail boxes. Just to make sure you don't copy it, the news have provided a high-rez picture of the key that should NOT be copied.
Arbie Carter 🌵
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Arbie Carter 🌵
@rbcp
Electrical philosopher. Trying to unlock the mysteries of the leyden jar.
- You're not officially old until you start buying your favorite childhood toys from eBay.
- This is like when the restaurant brings your burger out but everything is on the side and you have to put the whole thing together yourself and you're like FIFTEEN DOLLARS FOR A BURGER AND YOU COULDNT EVEN ASSEMBLE IT FOR ME?!?!!
- I drove for 13 hours today. That's a lot of songs and podcasts listened to.
- Look at this little shit, trying to steal my Presidents Day Eve meal.
- Yesterday I was trying to think of a good temporary fix for my broken car window when my neighbor walked outside and set his old e-machine computer in the trash. Now I have a bulletproof window.
- Got an amazing new crowdfunding idea. Going to invent a switch that goes on your wall and when you flip it up it announces "Alexa, turn on the lights" and when you flip it down it announces "Alexa, turn off the lights." Putting together the Kickstarter now.
- Found a bunch of old Rappy McRapperson video tapes in a closet. They're filled with his old public access show. I wrote his name on every tape with marker in hopes that some thrift store shopper will watch them. Watch these tapes at youtube.com/lateness2000
- No Bible in my motel room but I get all this instead! 20% chance I get murdered tonight.
- Plugged my media hard drive into my car stereo just to see how well it handles thousands of files at once. It immediately starts playing Calls of Mass Confusion at me.
- One thing I haven't missed since the pandemic started is shaking hands with people. I hate shaking hands and I hope that never comes back.
