See this is how I know Zoro is the homotron 3000 cause how are gonna have this beautiful woman throwing herself at you and you just think about your blonde Twink crew mate ๐ญ my queen I can treat you better than him
Sanji: He doesn't like me, I tried kissing him months ago and he acted like nothing happened. It's okay, it's better like this.
Meanwhile Nami: So how long have you been dating?
Zoro, beaming: Three months :D
Zoro getting jealous with evey man who flirts with Sanji but the moment Sanji starts to bicker with someone else that way they do, he starts to PANIC, my man would be borderline hyperventilating "but that's our thing??"
I need to see Zoro struggling. Like Sanji would wear something that makes him see how tiny his waist is and Zoro just stands there, jaw clenched like a rabid dog, praying to whatever god to have mercy. I don't care if it's ooc I want him to STRUGGLE
Omega Sanji who after fleeing Germa and meeting zeff, stops feeling ashamed for being an omega. So when he meets the straw hats, he's almost flaunting his pheromones.
Alpha Zoro grits his teeth whenever he sees that pretty, unmarked neck