eli
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- robin at 16: this suffering is endless; i must die. death is the only mercy from this loneliness. i'm cold by nature, colder than everything robin at 30: put on the cat ears or else usopp
- the way sanji was a normal character with one backstory for years and one day oda went arranged marriage childhood trauma angst hurt no comfort 300k words
- zoro: are u gay sanji: bi luffy: ur not leaving again
- robin: [writing a zosan fic in poneglyph] sanji: whats written here robin: sorry english is not my first language sanji: what robin: had to delay the next chapter cause got my third buster call it was crazy sanji: who are you talking to
- zoro: i want a quickie sanji: a what now zoro: you know, those egg tart things sanji (eye twitching): that's called quiche
- zoro: sanji lost his feelings law: how so robin: he is like stealth black now law, visibly shaking with excitement: im sorry to hear that
- luffy: your hair never moves away from your eye sanji: it doesn't luffy: what if you lay upside down zoro: it doesn't move in every possible position believe me strawhats at the table: oh
- robin, at the end of sanji's bed in the dark having period cravings, looking at the void: they want you to make a souffle sanji gasping in horror and waking up: who are they
- zeff: can you serve sanji: 😘 zeff: take the fucking plates
- "..mother's ghost can't help but coming back at times, borrowing my face. i force her to look at all the things she never wanted to see, starting with my real face"
- robin: why is it always you and sanji up on the crows nest zoro: the same way i didn't know they were teaching mechanics at ohara for the way you spend all night at frankys room robin: watch it boy
- 21! sanji: so did we marry her? 💓✨✨ 40! sanji: it turns out you like swords more 21! sanji: no 40! sanji: and not even one. three swords 21! sanji: NO






