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"My mother likes Jesus, and I’m her excuse and her explanation. I don’t even have to say anything, as my looks are enough to explain why she needs saving."
I write fiction, too. Read my first published piece here: theroot.com/fishbone-18232…
Stephen Crockett Jr.
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Stephen Crockett Jr.
@SACrockettJr
Former: @huffpost @washingtonpost @theroot. from D.C. “He wears a mask to cover the raw flesh. A rather ugly brother but his flow is gorgeous.”
Joined August 2012
- I would call for all us to cancel Kirstie Alley but that would require us all going to thrift stores to find VHS copies of “Look Who’s Talking” and then burning them.I’m voting for @realDonaldTrump because he’s NOT a politician. I voted for him 4 years ago for this reason and shall vote for him again for this reason. He gets things done quickly and he will turn the economy around quickly. There you have it folks there you have it🙄
- All Black people know that Anita Baker, Luther, and Maze featuring Frankie Beverly help you clean better. This is a scientifically proven fact.
- #IHadAWhiteFriend he invited me over his house to eat. His mom put raisins in the potato salad. His mother began explaining why she put raisins in the potato salad. I told her I don't listen to Critical Raisin Theory and stormed out.We should get #IHadAWhiteFriend trending I, too had a white friend. But now he is hostile and unpleasant. I am sure it wasn’t me. All I did is speak truthfully about the history of the country we live in. Is this what happens when you use seasoning? #IhadAWhiteFriend
- WNBA stories be like: "Caitlyn Clark was off today so she slept in and then she had two hotdogs and a Fanta, which is crazy because who still drinks Fanta?!" *15 paragraphs down* ".....A'ja Wilson had 400 points and 300 rebounds in one game...But Fanta, amIrite?
- I would like to apologize to the Black community for Van Jones.
- For the record: Michael Vick killed dogs. He played again. @Kaepernick7 still doesn't have a job. His crime: protesting black death
- Replying to @ScottieBeamNever underestimate a certain type of Black man's desire to be with a mid white woman.
- Replying to @EdAsante77he's trying to connect with the babies and then he can get their numbers up. Reach then teach.
- Can anyone tell me what Jared Kushner’s qualifications are besides being a white man?
- America: We’re hungry. Republicans: Here’s a can opener.
- Replying to @EdAsante77 and @ABCChange your handle to "fun squelcher"
- You would think Lamar Jackson stole welfare money from the poorest state in the country so that he could build a volleyball stadium for his daughter with the way the NFL is treating him.
- Replying to @kraaawse@_MAXWELL_ they are coming for you, you got 48hrs to respond...
