Ticketmaster be like:
Concert ticket: $40
Venue fee: 21.32
Access fee $18.32
Paperless transmission fee: $12.03
Fee Fee: $8.84
Fi Fo Fum: $3.43
Cuz We Can Fee: $2.01
Might as well fee: $1.89
WTF you gonna do nigga, not go? fee: $1.38
Another dollar won’t hurt nobody fee: $1.00
Michael Harriot
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Journalist • Author, Black AF History:The Unwhitewashed Story of America • Founder, ContrabandCamp.com • Board-certified Wypipologist• Never reneged; Never will
- We gotta stop telling “both sides” to tone down the political rhetoric Trump wasn’t attacked by a transgender member of MS-13 who snuck in w/the Mexican caravan to be radicalized by Black Lives Matter while majoring in CRT at Antifa University It was just another random,
- A lot of Black people are starting to talk about immigrants the way white people talk about Black people. Don’t
- So much of history has been whitewashed for the sake of making it palatable for white consumption that we are starting to perpetuate things that are not only misconceptions, but outright lies. A lot of what you're told about protests, MLK, etc. is wrong. A thread.
- If you’re shocked that a white lady from Texas would support a racist just because she used to have sex with a Black guy… You have a lot to learn about America.Patrick Mahomes’ mom decided to show the world her whole MAGA trash ass before MNF
- Those “good apples” be quiet AF
- They’re right. I don’t know what’s in that vaccine. I also don’t know what’s in Hydroxychloroquine. Or Robotissin. Or tea. Or anointing oil. Or the blood of Jesus. Shit, I don’t know what’s in people’s thoughts and prayers. Also, I eat hot dogs.
- If any of “Meet the Grahams” is true, they gotta give Kendrick another Pulitzer for investigative reporting
- At this rate, Trump’s gonna put Diddy in charge of the oil reserves
- I don’t engage in ANY activity where oxygen is measured in time increments
- Here’s a quietly wonderful thing I noticed: If you talk to someone who was in choir or band at a majority Black HS, you’ll eventually discuss those annoying fundraisers for uniforms, instruments, etc. & a SURPRISING number will casually say: “Oh, Dolly Parton paid for ours”
- Don’t let up, y’all. So far, all they’ve done is give us a three day weekend and changed the syrup logo. Police haven’t stopped killing us.
- Guess they tried that in a small townYo this is wild 😭 A group of white men attacked a black security guard after the security asked them to move their pontoon boat so the big Harriot can dock. They refused to & attacked the security guard. A group of black men seen & went defend him by beating the white men 💯🙌🏾
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00:00 - Under Bush, congress appropriated $376 million to renovate the White House infrastructure. The renovations took place under Obama. Nice try, tho.🚨BREAKING: People are digging up a 2010 CNN clip showing Obama’s $376M White House makeover — all paid for by taxpayers. Meanwhile President Trump’s $250M ballroom is coming out of his own pocket.








