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Ryan Hamilton
@RyanHamilton
One-hour Netflix special “Happy Face”
New York, NY
Joined November 2009
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    My Netflix hour stand-up special will be released Tuesday, Aug. 29. Here's some of it! Thank you kindly.
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    Netflix algorithm a little too on the nose for me today, but I hope you enjoy it. Out now! Thank you for the kind words! Much appreciated!
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    Football seems to have pulled off the impossible, it’s become both dangerous and boring.
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    Are all those people who moved into tiny homes and vintage rv’s two years ago still alive?
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    I’m alone. I found an entire cheesecake in my freezer. I liked my life better before I knew it was there.
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    In 2007(?) I stood in a very long line to get a photo with @jimgaffigan after his show. In 2019 I get to open for him! Very excited to be along for the ride in Florida opening on these shows! West Palm Beach, FL Dec… instagram.com/p/B4NdXjeAllN/…
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    Wow! Thanks a million! I am dead flattered.
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    I bet you didn’t think you’d have so many friends into professional wrestling when you grew up.
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    Friends, my one-hour Netflix special will be released Aug. 29. Set your VCRs. I hope you enjoy it. Thank you kindly.
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    I look like I over prepared for a Skype. @mulaney this blew me away. And know I've been jealous of your jokes for so many years. Thank you!
    The @ryanhamilton special is so ridic funny & has my fav bit of "Hot Air Balloon." God I'm jealous of some of these jokes. It's a joy!
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    I had a great time on @FallonTonight! Thank you for watching and all the kind words! Tour dates in 20 cities this fall, all tickets at ryanhamiltonlive.com. youtu.be/QncQNabfRL0
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    Cooking dinner at home alone is simultaneously the happiest and saddest you can be.