John Mulaney
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John Mulaney
@mulaney
⬇️ Get tickets for MISTER WHATEVER tour
Joined September 2009
- Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTaylor
- May you live a thousand years.
- Did you ask him about NYPDs “Kettling” crowds of peaceful protesters into confined areas, waiting til curfew, and then arresting them and beating the shit out of them when they can’t disperse?Just got off the phone with @NYPDShea after seeing the troubling video of a delivery worker arrested by police while doing his job. This is NOT acceptable and must stop. Food delivery is essential work and is EXEMPTED from the curfew.
- Three things define New York City: SNL, the Strokes, and Ed Koch. Koch is dead, so they got me. I am so goddamn excited. 4th time up. Wow and wow and wow
- I’m out. I genuinely support public intellectual debate, and have paid to see people speak with whom I strongly disagree. But this isn’t James Baldwin vs William F Buckley. This is PT Barnum level horseshit. And it was announced on a weekend just before tix went on sale.Stephen Bannon will headline The New Yorker Festival, where he will be interviewed by David Remnick, the magazine's editor nyti.ms/2Q2FMom
- I turned the volume all the way up but I think he says “what is John Mulaney?” Which is a good question.
00:00 - “Little Women” is outstanding. My favorite of the year. The scene on the beach with the kites? Every shot is a 19th century masterwork painting. The story is familiar & stunning. Life is limitless before life takes over. The cast gets every award.@RealChalamet damn, you good
- “And you may ask yourself, ‘well...how did I get here?’” I cannot believe I am lucky enough to host SNL a third time, and that David Byrne will be there too. It’s mind boggling. Way too many dreams from 1990 are coming true. Man oh Man. This is a purely happy moment.
- i just found a joke i wrote in April 2007: "I don’t know whats so unappealing about an uptight seventy five year old man trapped in the body of a 24 year old recovering drug addict and alcoholic, but I can’t seem to get past the second date. Maybe it’s my attitude."
