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River Oaks Problems

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River Oaks Problems

@RiverOaksPrblms

A taste of the sweet life on the third coast. Not officially affiliated with *anything* Oaks, so lighten up it’s (still) Twitter.

River Oaks, TX

Joined April 2016

River Oaks Problems
@RiverOaksPrblms
Jul 30, 2025
Hey, look at that. Fucking California competently warning people of a potentially disastrous weather event in advance to save lives. I’m glad our Texas legislators are focusing on…oh…wait.
Thenewarea51
@thenewarea51
Jul 30, 2025
LAPD helicopter using a loudspeaker to ask everyone to move to higher ground for a possible tsunami wave at 1 AM PST
OperatorDrewski
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River Oaks Problems
@RiverOaksPrblms
Jun 12, 2021
Replying to @Super70sSports
Funniest person for the entire 80’s? One answer:
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River Oaks Problems
@RiverOaksPrblms
Feb 6, 2021
Replying to @sebastiangood and @doloresalozano
It was a Luke’s burgers. Then it was a 420 something head shop. Then it was an erotic boutique. Now it’s a velvet taco. Houston in a nutshell.
River Oaks Problems
@RiverOaksPrblms
Oct 25, 2024
JFC why does everyone have to come to Houston tomorrow for a rally. Isn’t this why we invented Austin?
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@RiverOaksPrblms
Nov 13, 2024
Whenever I visit South Dallas, I like to find out ways to help out their local economy. It’s just a different ecosystem up here.
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@RiverOaksPrblms
Dec 16, 2021
Replying to @Super70sSports
Urban Meyer when you miss an extra point:
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@RiverOaksPrblms
Aug 2, 2023
Minute Maid Park sits downtown in the forth largest city in the United States Rangers’ stadium is in a suburb that can be best described as God’s waiting room.
Texas Rangers Insider
@RangersInsiders
Aug 1, 2023
What Minute Maid Park wished it was
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@RiverOaksPrblms
Sep 3, 2024
New Caney is now a suburb? That used to be where you’d drop off a body. Jeez.
Houston Chronicle
@HoustonChron
Sep 3, 2024
Bubba's 33, Little Woodrow's Sugar Land, Chuy's in New Caney among new patio spots in the suburbs trib.al/qKVw0W2
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@RiverOaksPrblms
Nov 14, 2023
Me walking into Rice Box for my to go order…
All The Right Movies
@ATRightMovies
Nov 14, 2023
A great behind the scenes shot from BLADE RUNNER (1982).
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River Oaks Problems
@RiverOaksPrblms
Jan 20, 2025
Having 6 inches on Dallas? Sounds about right.
Dylan Federico
@DylanFedericoWX
Jan 19, 2025
A HISTORIC SNOWSTORM is coming to the Gulf Coast on Tuesday. This has the potential to be a once in a lifetime type of event. I even bought a plane ticket to NOLA to witness it myself! ❄️⛄️✈️
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@RiverOaksPrblms
Feb 23, 2025
“My boy Odysseus is wicked smaht” - Ben Affleck as Agamemnon
The Odyssey Movie
@odysseymovie
Feb 17, 2025
Matt Damon is Odysseus. A film by Christopher Nolan, #TheOdysseyMovie is in theaters July 17, 2026.
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@RiverOaksPrblms
Nov 8, 2024
Shit is the mayor ok?
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@RiverOaksPrblms
Nov 2, 2025
And thanks to progress, you can now buy sodium soup dumplings and cheap wine here.
Houstorian
@Houstorian
Nov 2, 2025
Today in 1939, the Alabama Theater opens.
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River Oaks Problems
@RiverOaksPrblms
Jun 18, 2022
Replying to @Super70sSports
I’ve never see a Harry Potter. Zero fucking interest.