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Super 70s Sports
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Super 70s Sports
@Super70sSports
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Chicago, IL
Born August 19
Joined December 2013
- I think, 25 years later, it’s pretty goddamn safe to say that nobody made an entrance like Chris Farley.
- Remember when Pizza Hut pan pizzas were basically a goddamn culinary delicacy? They’d bring them out in a real fucking skillet that was piping at about 700 degrees Fahrenheit right as your third song kicked in on the jukebox after you’d played a game of Galaga. We were kings.
- The Knights of Columbus would raise money for you but they weren’t gonna sugarcoat it.
- Any game that ends with a kicker getting hoisted on shoulders is a great game.
- The Knights of Columbus would raise money for you but they weren’t gonna sugarcoat it.
- Best girl dad Halloween costume ever. Or maybe it wasn’t Halloween in which case even more respect.
- Unless you were there in 1982, you can’t even imagine how baller this setup was.
- If you are under a certain age, let me assure you this apple pie was served at the surface temperature of the planet Mercury.
- This motherfucker ran a solid kingdom and I think some acknowledgement of that is overdue. Low crime, clean streets, quality monarch.
- If you’re under 30 and think LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan, you need some coaching. If you’re over 30 and think LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan, you’re just fucking stupid.
- This motherfucker ran a solid kingdom and I think some acknowledgement of that is overdue. Low crime, clean streets, quality monarch.
- The exact moment puberty began for an entire generation.
