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Philly boy goes to Hollywood to sell his soul ... Still looking for a buyer.
- I have lost several dear friends, both parents, and a son. I hated my own sorrow until tonight, when I heard: "But, what is grief, if not love, persevering?" Heart-healing poetry. Thank you, @wandavision.
- I am shattered, but, I'll always be grateful for the bit of cosmic magic that allowed my boyhood hero to become my close friend. RIP Adam.
- This morning, we lost my dad, Ralph Garman Sr., after a brief battle with brain cancer at the age of 89. I think it's unlikely there was ever a more loving husband, father, and "Pop Pop". Rest in peace, Dad. We will miss you and love you forever.
- This guy stood in front of America and lied on a daily basis. Now, the country is supposed to accept him as a cuddly dancing clown as he makes six figures? Nope. Fuck #DancingWithTheStarsSean Spicer Will Make Six Figures for ‘Dancing With the Stars’ wp.me/p2WgDE-1jqXJq
- Replying to @KidRock
- What is wrong with you? My dad died of brain cancer on the first day of this awful year. I kissed and hugged him every time I saw him, and him me. Every time. I wish I had his kisses now. You need help.Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you?
00:00- Today at LAX, a guy named Michael walked up to me and wanted to shake my hand just to thank me for the laughs I've given him. When I landed in Denver, a guy named Tony did the same. I am a lucky bastard. Thanks, everybody. You heal my heart.
- What a coincidence! I'M concerned that somebody with a platform like the POTUS is inciting people's worst instincts! Small world, right?!.@KellyannePolls: I'm concerned that somebody with a platform like Meryl Streep's is inciting people's worst instincts
00:00 - Over 10 thousand fans came out tonight to honor Adam West. It was magical, and I was honored to be there. Thanks, @MayorOfLA.
- My friend told me his 4 y.o. son is obsessed with the 1960's "Batman" TV series, and asked me if I would be willing to record a message for him using my Adam West impression. This is little Hunter's reaction, that my friend recorded. youtube.com/watch?v=b_0JUU…
- First Christmas with both my Mom and Dad gone. First Christmas with my own family broken up. Turns out, under just the right circumstances, wrapping presents to Christmas music is fucking depressing. 🤣 Here's to all of us doing the best we can! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
- A year ago today, some folks blew up my life and knocked me to my knees. I was down, but, not out. So, today, I thank the friends, family, and most of all the supporters out there, who helped me get back up on my feet. I am beyond lucky to have you all. -RG
