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KevinSmith
@ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
Joined May 2008
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    Many thanks to @cbssaturday for featuring @SmodCinemas in their indie movie theater piece last week! Whenever you’re near New Jersey, come see us at Smodcastle Cinemas - Where the Movies Come to Play!
    Movie-going has been a tradition for more than a century, but rising ticket prices, the pandemic and the advent of streaming have threatened the theater industry. While larger chains might be able to weather these headwinds, smaller, independently operated theaters often face
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    After the first show this evening, I had a massive heart attack. The Doctor who saved my life told me I had 100% blockage of my LAD artery (aka “the Widow-Maker”). If I hadn’t canceled show 2 to go to the hospital, I would’ve died tonight. But for now, I’m still above ground!
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    6 months ago yesterday, I had a heart attack. The Doctor told me to lose 50 pounds, but I have a problem doing what I’m told. So I lost 51 pounds instead. Read about it here: instagram.com/p/Bm9GKkZA2am/
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    Just saw @captainmarvel. I am a blubbering mess. After a lifetime spent referencing the movies, the movies just referenced me! Many thanks to @MarvelStudios and to my friend @TheRealStanLee for the shout-out! But if I’m now part of the @Marvel Universe... Did I survive The Snap?
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    Farewell, my friend. You’re not only responsible for the boy I was, but also the man I am today. I will miss you all my days. Read it all here: instagram.com/p/BqF_FJlgJyT/
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    Today I turn 48 yrs old. I almost didn’t make it to this birthday. So in the words of Dante Hicks “I’m not even supposed to be here today!” instagram.com/p/Bl-czlRAIGf/
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    Home again, home again, jiggety-jig! Home is where the heart is and the heart is feeling good! It’s actually getting more blood flow and oxygen than it has in a long time. So I am ALERT, to say the least! Thank you for all the kind words, folks - from Vegetarian Kev, Day 2!
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    2 years ago from today, I almost died of a massive heart attack. 1 year ago today, we started shooting #JayAndSilentBobReboot. Tomorrow, we end the 65 city Reboot Roadshow Tour. Thank you to everyone who has been with this 49 yr old through it all, either in person or in spirit.
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    Just finished a huge writing gig that I haven’t talked about publicly yet. It’s the most massive IP I’ve ever been allowed to play with and if the powers that be decide to move forward with the project, it would be the biggest budgeted anything I’ve ever done. Wish me luck...
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    Down 26 pounds today! Started March 8th and now 4 weeks later, I’ve lost a small child worth of weight! Doc told me to lose 50 pounds and I’m now over halfway to that goal! Ironically, this heart attack was the best thing that ever happened to my health!
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    Please create something today. Create something positive. Create on behalf of all the people killed in the last 24 hours, robbed of their chance to ever create again. Create because you might help someone get through all this destruction with your creation. Just Create. Please.
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    One Week from Today: ASSEMBLE! Voting is the ENDGAME! (Help me give credit to whoever made this! I got it from a follower who also doesn’t know. Anybody have any idea where this Marvel-ous piece of editing came from?) #VOTE
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    Just saw @theblackpanther. Jesus, that mid-credit scene... Worth the price of admission alone.
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    One of the best moments I ever saw across a then 48 years of watching (and even making) movies. Love that Tony snapped AT Thanos. But Strange holding up one finger: I take it to mean “And THAT was our one chance” - hence Tony’s sacrifice. Anyone else have a different read on it?
    A year ago, Tony Stark sacrificed himself to save the universe. #AvengersEndgame x.com/MCUPerfectClip…