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TV’S ALEX PTAK
@PtakTestKitchen
star of Everybody Loves Raymond
Brooklyn, NY
Joined November 2011
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    Ma’am we tried to save your dog from the fire but your house had too many puzzle elements
    Dream home or nightmare
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    *looks around concentration camp* whoa not very diverse in here, guys
    Yet they call Israel the apartheid state? Make it make sense.
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    They are doing this for clout and it is sad
    A flock of Sheep in Inner Mongolia have been walking in a circle for over 10 days straight and no one knows why.
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    People's Daily, China
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    A bacterial disease called Listeriosis has been known to cause ‘circling’ in animals. The disease inflames one side of the brain, which is why circling, and sometimes paralysis of the affected side, is often seen. agriculture.vic.gov.au/biosecurity/an… metro.co.uk/2022/11/16/chi…
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    Political take: kinda just seems like 6 dudes need to die!
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    This guy looks like if a witch stole Tom Brady’s powers
    .@VitalikButerin co-founded Ethereum. Now he's fighting for crypto's future ti.me/3webW8d
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    FROM SOFTWARE GUY: look I made a spooky crab GEORGE RR MARTIN: that's The Punished Wraith Olegath FROM SOFTWARE GUY: that's sick. that rocks.
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    My organization has hidden the gender of 5 babies around the city. We will reveal one every hour until our demands have been met
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    I don't think it's unreasonable to say if you put this in a newspaper you should be thrown in jail
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    You know what will disassociate us from Nazi Germany? Let's get big into zeppelins
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    Can’t stop thinking about doing the “what are you in for” talk in prison and you have to explain you purchased a competitor to the soda stream
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    Congratulations to Elmo's friend Ms. @billieeilish on her Oscar! @OscarTheGrouch, did you hear that? Ms. Billie has a friend named Oscar too! ❤️😂
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    Violence is not the answer. The answer is in a new digital coin I am launching exclusively for patriots
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    My friend died last year and now I only see him when this article about his hog goes around
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    GUY WHO DOESN’T THINK THE GOVERNMENT CAN RUN THE POST OFFICE: it appears the EPA has perfected their Hurricane Device