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    @Reductress
    Sep 8, 2022
    Cute! Queen Elizabeth's Corgis Prepare to Be Buried Alive With Her: ow.ly/R3uG50KELqE
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    @Reductress
    Apr 25, 2022
    BREAKING: Man Makes Midlife Crisis Everybody's Problem: ow.ly/PAi450IRKV0
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    @Reductress
    Dec 9, 2024
    Man Engages in Beautiful Italian-American Tradition of Taking Matters Into His Own Hands: ow.ly/IBaz50UnUXP
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    Feb 2, 2021
    Jeff Bezos to Become First Amazon Worker To Get A Break: ow.ly/qKan50DpBAh
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    @Reductress
    Aug 5, 2022
    Wow! This Middle Aged Man Fell In Love With His Girlfriend on the Exact Day She Turned 18 and Not a Minute Earlier: ow.ly/PM0z50KbYp7
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    @Reductress
    May 11, 2021
    Woman With BLM in Her Bio Unsure Where She Stands on Ethnic Cleansing in Palestine: ow.ly/ZpQg50EKb1e
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    @Reductress
    Jul 6, 2021
    Wow! This Woman Just Spent 40 Minutes Investigating a Twitter Beef Even Though She Has but One Life on God’s Green Earth: ow.ly/2bpy50FpXdF
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    @Reductress
    Aug 21, 2022
    Nice! New Collar Delivers a Shock Every Time You Say, ‘They Did This on Glee’: ow.ly/mi3C50KoHoA
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    @Reductress
    Dec 6, 2024
    God Denies Claim to Enter Heaven: ow.ly/9NJ050UmxKR
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    Jul 28, 2021
    Man Takes Break From Twitter After Developing Carpal Tunnel Criticizing Simone Biles: ow.ly/gjc650FFuB4
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    @Reductress
    Jan 30, 2025
    ‘Joy Is an Act of Resistance!’ Says White Woman Who Engages in No Other Acts of Resistance: ow.ly/rTbK50UPXgY
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    Mar 17, 2021
    This Asian-American Woman Has Been Having a Year of Bad Days Without Committing Any Hate Crimes: ow.ly/kkoB50E1God
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    @Reductress
    Aug 28, 2020
    Woman Without Twitter Account Having Pretty Good Day: ow.ly/dabZ50BaVwh
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    @Reductress
    Nov 13, 2021
    Wow! This Woman Just Spent 40 Minutes Investigating A Twitter Beef Even Though She Has but One Life on God's Green Earth: ow.ly/P7u750GMBKC