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Porkchop Express
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Porkchop Express
@Porkchop_EXP
Widely known in narrow circles Dostoevsky appreciatrix
Joined December 2018
- I am very hesitant to assign obesity in the US to lifestyle. Something is DEEPLY wrong with their food quality. You know this because Europeans immediately gain weight in the US without changing their eating habits and lose the weight just as easily when back in Europe.
- Psilocybin (mushrooms) is the most effective known smoking addiction treatment only because people literally “suddenly realized how stupid” smoking is, no other reason given, 80% success rate.
My bf and I tried shrooms for the first time the other day, and we decided to get in the shower during the onset. As soon as the water touched me, I IMMEDIATELY was like, "No, I hate this. I'm getting out." But my boyfriend suggested I stay longer because I might end up liking - What makes the Germans so unlikeable is that they will be sticklers for this type of mundane, inconsequential “rules” while ignoring more important principles at higher levels as multiple almost daily corruption, negligence and unprofessionalism scandals demonstrate.Officially the most German thing I’ve ever read
- Everyone loves a European old town at night but not everyone is willing to vote the right way to keep it safeThere is something about arriving to a European old town in the middle of the night.
- Replying to @Porkchop_EXPIf you want to stay a healthy weight in the US, you have to live in the gym or/and follow some radical exclusionary diet, to the extent that it becomes part of your personality. Europeans eat carbs, bread and sugars, Nutella breakfast, seed oils, etc. and don’t get fat.
- Replying to @Porkchop_EXPMost Europeans also lead a sedentary lifestyle, practice even less sports than Americans, and aren’t particularly fit either, but most aren’t even fat, much less obese. You can’t possibly justify that morbid obesity as early as in teenagers is due to “lifestyle choices”.
- LASIK basically shows how people can’t evaluate risk. If you’re smart enough you shouldn’t care it goes well for 9999 people, you don’t want to be that 1 at any cost.
- I had a good job in corporate banking when I got pregnant at 28. It was unheard of this “young”. All my colleagues treated me like a sad case of unplanned teenage pregnancy. The older I get and the more I learn about motherhood the angrier this makes me.
- Elon Musk’s baby momma Ashley is taking her fight public via the Wall Street Journal and it’s juicy. (He DID try to put a baby into Tiffany Fong!!)
- Italians really be cooking up some cherry tomatoes and garlic in a pan and mixing it with spaghetti and going like “this is my nonna’s secret recipe!” and the world lets them get away with this.
- Replying to @vocalcryI remember one dude on here posted this smth smth “natural beauty”, I said those are lip fillers, he said some women are naturally blessed like this. 🤣🤣🤣
- Our guy here did it better
A woman mid child-birth can almost feel a fraction of the pain a 20 something year old man feels after he sees his hairline receding - Replying to @ClickingSeasonAmericans walk around with chronic sinus issues from the AC and think it’s normal
