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Girls commenting on other girls instagram posts:
“omg girl, slay”
“Youre so pretty, i wish i was like you”
“Hottie with a body 😍😍”
“Perfect!!!”
“YASSS Im SHOOKETH quEEN”
Guys commenting on other guys instagram posts: “Dad?”
Uncle Dan 🦉🫀
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Uncle Dan 🦉🫀
@Picheezyyy
“Its time to stop digging mate, just be.”
Rochester, MN
Joined January 2012
- Replying to @atdanwhiteYou can do everything right and it still doesnt matter. Being a guy is so hard.. thinking about you today, Dan
- Texting my girlfriend every time I take a shit and she is over at my place
- Some girl that I had to ID at the bar this weekend came in, said “Wow youre going to ID me? Ive seen you here in Winona like 4 years in a row. When are you going to graduate and leave.” Uh, in like 2 months, when my 4 year degree is completed...
- Replying to @dawnphoenixk and @JacobMorleyJust the entire NFC North
- Yeah sex is cool but.... yeah sex is cool
- My future wife is probably in a foreign country rn with alcohol poisoning, bruised legs, and made out with 20 different guys. Lol love you
- I was drunk last night and apparently did a video on how to do CPR. I practiced on a bag of Ramen. 1,000 likes and Ill drop the video
- If you ever went to school in Winona, dont worry about whats in the vaccine
- Because I know 21 year olds that cant handle their liquor, I couldnt imagine a highschooler doing Edward 40 Hands with a Watermelon 4 Loko
- I really wish I knew about Spotify when I was 14 so that I didnt spend $1.29/song and download over 800 soNGS ON APPLE MUSIC. COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT ID BE ABLE TO DO WITH ALL THAT SAVED MONEY? ID BE ABLE TO BUY A DAMN HOUSE
