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Paul Volker - CFP
@PaulVolkerSA
Employee Benefits specialist. Investments.Certified Financial Planner. Cyclist, runner, Comrades finisher, Robben Island swimmer, struggling sax player. RSA
Cape Town
Joined March 2012
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    Paul Volker - CFP
    @PaulVolkerSA
    Nov 23, 2024
    🤣🤣🤣 and dear Joburgers moving to Cape Town, accept that the sale of your Bryanston Estate with swimming pool & tennis court is going to buy you a 2 bedroom in Parow.
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    💋BrownSugar
    @UrsulaChikane
    Nov 23, 2024
    Dear Cape Townians moving to Joburg, adjust your attitudes, and adapt to our ways and pace. We move here. Like, quick-quick. Just saying. And, if you find our climate too dry, our people too sincere and friendly, our accents too different then hamba kahle mfo.
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    Paul Volker - CFP
    @PaulVolkerSA
    Jun 18, 2022
    I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but here's 1 for fun: Final Zondo report will deal with SSA and Fraser will be heavily implicated. Fraser has more dirt on CR and will release it unless the final report is heavily redacted. The report is being rewritten, hence the delay.
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    Paul Volker - CFP
    @PaulVolkerSA
    Jul 12, 2024
    You are only condemning the leak because it puts you in that tricky situation where you may need to arrest a few untouchables. Terry Motau told you all about Floyd & Julius years ago.
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    NPASouthAfrica
    @NPA_Prosecutes
    Jul 12, 2024
    The National Prosecuting Authority (NPA) strongly condemns the unlawful leaking of an affidavit in the VBS case
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    Paul Volker - CFP
    @PaulVolkerSA
    Sep 30, 2020
    So apparently Ace gets arrested on Thursday. Now we're talking!!
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    Paul Volker - CFP
    @PaulVolkerSA
    Jun 1, 2024
    Is Jacob Zuma seriously doing the stalingrad on these elections? This idiot needs to be removed from our body politik. He adds no value, nothing more than a tik.
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    Paul Volker - CFP
    @PaulVolkerSA
    Aug 8, 2020
    All the restaurants in the little town I'm staying in are selling hooch. All the independent stores are selling smokes and I got a case of beer from a craft brewery yesterday. Seems to me there has been a significant shift in the last week. People are gatvol now.
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    Lauren Cohen
    @laurencohen
    Aug 8, 2020
    A beer at a beach restaurant in another province. Double middle finger.
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    Paul Volker - CFP
    @PaulVolkerSA
    Jun 16, 2022
    How is it OK for trucks to block the N3 for days on end and the police just 'monitor the situation'??? Its sabotage FFS. That route provides access for exporters to Durban harbour. Goods can't get there by rail, and now they can't by road either. Has @CyrilRamaphosa even noticed?
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    Paul Volker - CFP
    @PaulVolkerSA
    Nov 12, 2024
    Eskom should cut electricity to Jhb until that R6b bill is settled. Let the residents feel some pain so that they learn to make better decisions at the ballot.
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    Geordin Hill-Lewis
    @geordinhl
    Nov 11, 2024
    The @CityofCT does not owe a single Rand to Eskom and never has. We pay our bills, even while we’re working to reduce our reliance on Eskom over time.
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    Paul Volker - CFP
    @PaulVolkerSA
    Jul 4, 2021
    Anyone who still thinks that @CyrilRamaphosa has any leadership skills need just look at what is happening at Nkandla. Cyril is shocked and terrified. A powerless bystander.
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    Paul Volker - CFP
    @PaulVolkerSA
    Mar 19, 2023
    These people should have been given protection. Instead @CyrilRamaphosa dishes out blue light brigades to the the Vice Deputy MEC for Agriculture in Limpopo. It's a disgrace.
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    eNCA
    @eNCA
    Mar 19, 2023
    [BREAKING NEWS] Prominent liquidator Cloete Murray dies in hospital after sustaining critical injuries. Murray and his son were shot on N1 North near New Road offramp in Midrand on Saturday. #DStv403 #eNCA
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    Paul Volker - CFP
    @PaulVolkerSA
    Oct 27, 2019
    If your party hadn't stolen all the money, the SABC would have the funds to purchase the rights. Sit down.
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    Panyaza Lesufi
    @Lesufi
    Oct 27, 2019
    For the sake of all South Africans, for today and the final, can @DStv please provide the @SPORTATSABC the rights to broadcast the #RSAvWAL so that the country not the privileged few can follow the @Springboks. Ka kopo hle 👏🏿 @robertmarawa @NathiMthethwaSA @Stellarated
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    Paul Volker - CFP
    @PaulVolkerSA
    Dec 19, 2022
    The biggest win at Nasrec is that @MbalulaFikile salary bill is moved from the taxpayer to Luthuli House.
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    Paul Volker - CFP
    @PaulVolkerSA
    Apr 24, 2021
    Here's the letter from Mango CEO, bizarre.
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    Paul Volker - CFP
    @PaulVolkerSA
    Mar 12, 2024
    I'm not sure you realize how many regular workers pensions would be affected by Vodacom going out of business? Not only that, but tens of thousands of jobs. All for 1 guy. You sure you want this?
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    Q_B_L
    @NelsonQ_Tau
    Mar 12, 2024
    IF @Vodacom CLOSES DOWN, LET IT BE!! AFTER PAYING NKOSANA MAKATE LET IT BE!! WE CANT BE HELD AT RANSOM BY ROGUES, WHO HAVE BEEN ENJOYING PROFITS. WHEN ITS TIME TO SETTLE THEIR DIRTY DEEDS, THEY CRY FOUL.
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