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Parted Beard
@PartedBeard
“Football is the most important of the least important things in life.”
Joined August 2019
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    Salah started running towards City goal way before Alisson catches the ball. In the video it’s even clearer.
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    Arsenal fans: “Liverpool need to win their last two remaining games with a goal difference of +16 to match Arsenal’s second place effort from last season.” Liverpool players today in Dubai:
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    Richarlison showboating for no particular reason, Johnson beautifully hoofs him straight up in the air. Satisfying to watch. x.com/coysalfie/stat…
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    Mbappe would have been compared to Nickolas Jackson if he joined Liverpool.
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    Alisson’s full marathon!
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    Just imagine the Twitter drama if this was VVD.
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    Edevo Aaron Abedi
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    Mo had a choice to make: Coffee bar friend on the right or Diaz on the left. Coffee won 😂
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    Liverpool FC
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    DID YOU KNOW? 🤯 Mo Salah has more G/A (270) than Kevin De Bruyne (174) in the Premier League. And De Bruyne joined City two years earlier … 👀😂
    DID YOU KNOW? 🤯 Omar Marmoush has more G/A than Florian Wirtz in the Bundesliga this season. And he left in January… 👀😂
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    In the PL Non-pen goals ▫️Palmer 1 in his last 19 games ▫️Foden 1 in his last 17 games ▫️Saka 1 in his last 15 games ▫️Salah 1 in his last 1 game Assists ▫️Saka 0 in his last 20 games ▫️Foden 0 in his 18 games ▫️Palmer 0 in his last 9 games ▫️Salah 0 in his last 5 games But:
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    It’s Liverpool. If Isak has the chance, he has to take it. He needs medals as well as records. Newcastle have to take the £120m+ and give it to Howe to rebuild squad. And, of course, it will not be that simple. Saga time.
    On the “Civil Wor” at Newcastle, maybe if Liverpool had acted earlier and offered a proper fee for Alexander Isak, a world-class centre-forward with three years left on his contract, Newcastle would have had time and funds to bring in a suitable replacement. £110m was
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    Chris Wood this PL season: 21 G/A Raphinha this LaLiga season: 21 G/A Ballon d’Or 🤡
    Raphinha this LaLiga season: 21 G/A 13 Goals 8 Assists 13 goals and 21 G/A are his personal bests in a league season.
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    When City trolls talk about money … Weekly salaries (excl. bonuses) 🔴Liverpool’s new frontline: £360k ▫️Diaz … £62k ▫️Núñez … £98k ▫️Salah ……. £200k 🔵City: ▫️Haaland at City ..……..…… £375k
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    The only reason this wasn’t given is all the social media and lazy pundits noise around too many Liverpool penalties this season. His hand was not in a natural position, above his head and this was a cross from distance (VVD didn’t touch the ball).
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    When it’s Salah it’s the eye test, but when it’s Wirtz it’s G/A. Anything for clicks.
    Florian wirtz could actually be that first 150m player to go 007 💀