Thanksgiving really is the best time to cause chaos because then you only have to bring the subject up once instead of having it trickle down the grapevine like a game of telephone
He fumbled that bag and now his whole life is down hill from here. Forget 50 to get to the top of the hill, he’s ascended to the heavens and fell back like Icarus when he got too close to the sun
He gives off the same vibes as the gay dude on Tik tok that was trending around here a few weeks ago and the video starts out like “it’s okay girl” and everyone was obsessed by the lackadaisical care-free Eastern European star in his tone of voice