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Otto Fernandez
@OttoFernandez
I'm Otto Fernandez. This is my Twitter. EMAIL: [email protected]
Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2010
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    Otto Fernandez
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    Feb 1, 2022
    It's Chinese New Year and the first day of Black History Month?
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    Otto Fernandez
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    Mar 16, 2022
    Whoever drew this gotta have a wild search history
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    PETA
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    Mar 14, 2022
    Your dog wouldn’t do this to you—don’t do it to them.
    An illustration of a dog who has a human on a leash with a prong collar. The human is grimacing in pain as the prong collar digs into her neck. Text reads: What if the roles were reversed? Prong collars are painful & dangerous. 
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    Otto Fernandez
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    May 4, 2024
    Mainstream rap needs a filler episode. Maybe Meek plans a surprise party. Tyler, The Creator goes on two dates at the same time.
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    Otto Fernandez
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    Mar 14, 2022
    I'm about to go mean median mode
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    Otto Fernandez
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    Nov 10, 2023
    Don't ever tell me what Jared Leto is doing
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    Otto Fernandez
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    Nov 11, 2021
    Lil Nas X is quickly approaching Snoop Dogg levels of doing WHATEVER
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    Otto Fernandez
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    Sep 20, 2021
    Job applications are essentially asking you to detail how ran through you are by capitalism
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    Otto Fernandez
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    Feb 3, 2021
    Emily in Paris being nominated and I May Destroy You not being nominated is the most golden globes shit I can think of
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    Otto Fernandez
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    Apr 2, 2023
    John 'Wich
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    Chris Alan
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    Apr 2, 2023
    Dude at jersey mikes is making my sub with a gun on his hip!
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    Otto Fernandez
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    Apr 5, 2024
    Eric Adams sending 1,000,000 more cops to the subway stations to deal with this earthquake as we speak
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    Otto Fernandez
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    Jul 24, 2022
    If The Bear was set in the Delancey Essex McDonald's it'd be the greatest show of all time
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    Otto Fernandez
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    Jul 15, 2021
    "You know what, don't give me the green light" - John Legend driving home
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    Otto Fernandez
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    Mar 17, 2018
    Replying to @ngvhi
    I have no words but my feelings have exploded for you and Panther
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    Otto Fernandez
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    Feb 2, 2021
    We gotta jump Britney Spears' dad