PinnedChris Alan@ChrisAlanComedyJan 26, 2025Dressed like the special guest “boyfriend” on a 90s black sitcom.Philadelphia Eagles@EaglesJan 26, 2025All smiles for Championship Sunday 😃 @JalenHurts | #FlyEaglesFly6626629.2K9.2K141K141K8.1M8.1M
Chris Alan@ChrisAlanComedyApr 8, 2025Trump got us into a math war with Asians. We’re fucked.7577579.2K9.2K100K100K4.7M4.7M
Chris Alan@ChrisAlanComedyOct 21, 2022Looks like Thanos if he went to HVAC schoolKevin Dombrowski@KevinDombrowskiOct 21, 2022New Headshot - please use for promo.1881883.2K3.2K35K35K
Chris Alan@ChrisAlanComedyAug 1, 2025Calling it now. He’s going to get a series of surgeries to look like the doll. His transformation will be complete by 2032TMZ@TMZAug 1, 2025Matt Rife Says He Purchased Occult Museum, Becomes Guardian of Haunted Annabelle Doll tmz.me/HSHwYzk141447847819K19K389K389K
Chris Alan@ChrisAlanComedyJun 9, 2022S/o to @KendrickPerkins this man really turned his life around from prison to college grad!!51511.4K1.4K14K14K
Chris Alan@ChrisAlanComedyJun 10, 2025I’ll say it again.Kande🍒🕉️⚜️@kande_shakariJun 10, 2025Why Raising Canes don’t have snack wraps or chicken salads? Their menu has not expanded but them prices have lol3353352.9K2.9K9.8K9.8K866K866K
Chris Alan@ChrisAlanComedyMar 16, 2023How white women dress to go to distilleries to drink hard cider.HasbullaHive 🐐@HasbullaHiveMar 15, 2023Call me ranch cause I be dressing18186626628.7K8.7K552K552K
Chris Alan@ChrisAlanComedyApr 20, 2023Normand sitting on the couch like he got good pussy.49491561564.6K4.6K279K279K
Chris Alan@ChrisAlanComedyJan 14, 2023Eating pussy on the kitchen counter?Amaka Ubaka@AmakaUbakaTVJan 13, 2023BREAKING: The bronze sculpture called “The Embrace” honoring Martin Luther King Jr. and Coretta Scott King has just been unveiled on the Boston Common #7news #MLKWeekend #MLKDay202300:0041411291292.6K2.6K504K504K
Chris Alan@ChrisAlanComedyFeb 19, 2025This bullshit needs to stop! @raisingcanes2092098288282.2K2.2K3M3M
Chris Alan@ChrisAlanComedyAug 23, 2020Conservatives how are you not watching the nba!? A white dude just hit a three from the BLM logo in a black dudes face to win the game....😂😂😂19191641641.6K1.6K