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Dr. Rizzle, PhD 🐦⬛
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Dr. Rizzle, PhD 🐦⬛
@OriginalRizzler
all statements are on behalf of my employer and all likes are endorsements
Melbourne, Australia
Joined July 2016
- Replying to @FalconryFinanceHe'll be okay, he has such good healthcare.
- Replying to @Kanatunga and @InternetH0FWhat a great society that would be to live in where we can't even stop to take a fucking photo. Jesus Christ let people live.
- Yeah let's just ignore the extremely tight deadline on the climate.
- Have we been on the piss beforehand?
- Replying to @OfficialJLUX100 and @JoeAlderman11Na it'd be way funnier if it was true so I'm choosing to believe it is
- Replying to @drmistercodyhistorically always a good sign when they say they're going to just do war crimes openly
- Replying to @helpfulDeathgod and @InternetH0FIf you mean X, say X. If you expect someone to interpret what you say and they don't then it's on you for not saying what you mean.
- Replying to @nikicagaI feel like saying the Balkans have better food than France should be a crime.
- Mate, I'd rather be running away from a dude with a knife than a dude with an AK any day of the fucking week.
- Replying to @lilgrapefruitsWho's the text man? A bookshop owner?
- Replying to @pseudoliminaleNot sure a "lover of geography" would think New Zealand is in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
- Replying to @Ocelot_5114 and @wilson6923What, like a humpback?
