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@lilgrapefruits
aspiring metal detector at the beach guy
- Constantly juggling a beautiful diva, a kindhearted girl-next-door, and a sexually tense male friendship… none of us could ever understand an archie comic the way he doesBen Affleck cozies up to ex-wife Jennifer Garner on Thanksgiving amid Jennifer Lopez divorce: ‘He’s very happy’ trib.al/K13KSe0
- lot of bones to pick with the british but they were right about how to spell grey
- “i like pancakes” “so you hate waffles?” is giving twitter users too much credit. it’s more like “i like pancakes” “so you think i should have to eat pancakes every day even though i’m allergic to buttermilk and my father was ground to dust in a flour mill?”
- medusa was the first woman to be fergalicious (put them boys on rock rock)
- you gotta hand it to sabrina carpenter, i don’t think i’ve heard anyone say “expresso” in like a year
- oh my god. it took him nearly 6 months to recover, but folks, captain teeny has struck again
- doing a reverse lent where i pick a new vice to get hooked on for the next 40 days. taking suggestions
- oh no i used all my onlyfans money to buy my husband this podcasting mic and he used all his patreon money to buy me a tripod
- natasha bedingfield responding to tiktok comments about her dumptruck ass is cracking me up
- u know the starbucks latte is gonna be good when the barista looks like they watched at least 3 seasons of steven universe
- you can tell who on twitter used to spend most their times on tumblr because they reply to half their tweets with an afterthought as if they were talking in the tags
- The Odyssey must have seemed like such a goofy title when it came out. Imagine if someone nowadays wrote a book about a guy named Steve and called it The Stevening and it was taught it every school 1000 years later
- Breaking bad is a show about how if you’re really good at cooking meth you can get a goth girlfriend
