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Onyekachukwu Ogbonna
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Onyekachukwu Ogbonna
@OO_Funds
Tech Consulting || Digital marketing || Business Development || Building Heliron Tech, Growth Strides, Zelugo, Drup, Kebulan & OTI Signals.
Abuja
Joined February 2023
- Something @asemota shared years ago that shaped me. I moved to Abuja. Every year I aim to get into a better apartment because it also forces my hustle to level up and I will cry on God all the time because I can't do it on my own.
- Replying to @_ManLikeAJOne time in Madonna, St Peter's Hostel, at 2am at Night, we managed to borrow different kinds of beans to cook, borrowed kerosene too, we went up to wake our hungry roommates up, only to come down and our pot of beans was missing. We raised hell that night. It was intense.
- Replying to @SirJarusIf the decision maker is an Alhaji, they will always go for simplicity and humility. I know some Alhajis that will walk to the mosque, and you can't tell they sign billion naira deals, and perception is currency in some business circles, especially in Abuja.
- Replying to @BOTAD01My pride no go gree me. One time a big client and I went for inspection, He said I should pour water on his feet, I did that and then he said he wanted it washed, I just dropped the bottle water and said I'm coming, went into the car and sat down, someone else did it for him.
- Replying to @Harri_obiWhat's the point of making money if it'd not for my wife to show off, baby chop my money.
- Replying to @MeetJMBThere is nothing of value at home, that didn't break in my hands or me trying to fix a small issue only to make it worse. Climbed our fence one time in primary school, Harvested my neighbour suger cane and shared to all the kids on our street. My Dad has nearly disowned me😭
- Replying to @Dontee___₦14 per litre isn’t small. Sell 50,000 litres a day and that’s ₦700k daily, ₦21m a month, life-changing money for some. Context: A tanker is avg 45,000 litres. A depot can fill 2000+ tankers a day. ₦14 × 45,000 = ₦630,000 × 30 Days = ₦18,900,000 in a month × 2000 tankers
- Replying to @FinPlanKaluAja1We don't have a coffee-drinking culture; the Expresso machine is meant for the office Kitchen or Private office. I wonder if Starbucks can compete with the Nescafe sachet economy.
- Replying to @blaqboi_vicWe created a world where dignity is tied to wealth, worth is measured by income, and poverty is treated like a moral failure. When survival becomes shameful, desperation becomes justifiable. If we want less crime, we must preach humanity, not just hustle.
- Replying to @OpeYeemiiiGame plan: 1. Secure Canadian Pr 2. Marry a British American. 3. Have baby in Canada. Thank you.
- Replying to @SirMicpetWent through your tweets and I noticed you are blessed with creativity, unfortunately directed at nonsense. You are bravely exploring the depths of stupidity on the Timeline and you are living proof that common sense is optional.
- Replying to @MeetJMB @rukky_nate and @mayeesqThat taking a stubborn child to a military school, only enhances the stubbornness. Na only you dem get, you still want give them HBP. I had my own share and scares but you be Egbon for posses kids, my siblings nicknamed me Possestus.😭