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Grumpy Grandpa
@mayeesq
Esq. Poet. // I Hope You Leave Here With More Questions Than Answers. #COYG!
Nigeria
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    Grumpy Grandpa
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    Feb 24, 2021
    When I still smoked, we had this spot around Garki marrket where we lit up. Myself, Fred, Leke & 'Vlad'. We were rolling up to smoke per usual one time when Leke suddenly said he felt wet all over like he had just taken a bath. He kept saying his shorts were soaked but we could-
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    Grumpy Grandpa
    @mayeesq
    Feb 26, 2021
    The Nigerian First Lady lives in Dubai.
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    Grumpy Grandpa
    @mayeesq
    Oct 17, 2020
    I will personally be in every protest @HQNigerianArmy try to disrupt, holding my flag & on bended knees. I'd wait for them to make an error knowing fully well that someone somewhere will be recording events for the world to see. I so badly want @MBuhari to fumble with the army.
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    Grumpy Grandpa
    @mayeesq
    Mar 6, 2025
    Presidency Gone. Legislative Gone. Judiciary Gone. A nation of rogues, sychophants, and lily-livered wig wearing clowns.
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    Grumpy Grandpa
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    Jul 19, 2023
    Test the mic, baba brought out his tongue and licked it. If it didn't happen on live TV and in my time, I'd probably not believe it. Chai.
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    Grumpy Grandpa
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    Jun 10, 2025
    Ah, I hope sharing this is OKAY?! University of Abuja, Maracana Hostel, 2012. I had moved off- K but had previously stayed in one of the four hostels known as Maracana, so I'd stroll down there to visit with my hostel paddies and play 'monkey-post' on some evenings.
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    Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑
    @MrMekzy_
    Jun 9, 2025
    What is an experience you had with God that if you told anyone, most people wouldn't believe?
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    Grumpy Grandpa
    @mayeesq
    Oct 9, 2020
    You'd go to @PoliceNG to make a report, and the thieves will ask you for money to 'open a report". Money to "manage the case", "money to assess the offence", "money for fuel", "money for sorting", "money to kill the matter". Money. Money. Money. #EndPoliceBrutality
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    Grumpy Grandpa
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    Oct 20, 2022
    I almost lost my job as a Partner in a big law firm over my #ENDSARS involvement. They got to my managing partner and he told me straight up to make a decision between the office and continuous participation in the protests. When I got maliciously detained (lol) while at-
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    Grumpy Grandpa
    @mayeesq
    Jul 22, 2023
    This never boils Arewa Twitter over.
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    Abdulbaqee
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    Jul 22, 2023
    For the second time armed bandits released video of the abducted (ZACAS). Threatening to marry them off, to another terrorists in the forest if they demands were not meat in one week time. The terrorists demanded N12M ransom, for the hostages to be free.
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    Grumpy Grandpa
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    Sep 20, 2022
    APC went with a Muslim/Muslim ticket because they don’t rate southern & northern Christians. PDP presented a Fulani-Muslim to take over from a Fulani-Muslim because they don’t rate the south. They both believe they can bamboozle & overwhelm those demographics with money & lies.
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    Grumpy Grandpa
    @mayeesq
    Aug 14, 2022
    If the APC wins, PDP will be happy to lose to them. If the PDP wins, APC wouldn't mind so much. They both want any of each other but the disruptive Labour Party (Peter Obi) to win because a win for the latter is an abrupt end to the status quo that made the first two.
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    Grumpy Grandpa
    @mayeesq
    Nov 15, 2024
    Tinubu's son, Seyi Tinubu, last year May, bought a Nigerian Gov. confiscated palatial mansion property in the UK for $11Million Dollars. No Questions Asked. Life Went On. It's not Peter Obi's son....so. Aloota Continua, Agbado Ascerta.
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    Grumpy Grandpa
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    Feb 24, 2021
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    Well, so this thread blew up. Praise God. I want to believe God made it so because there are some in this replies/mentions that He wants to convict. God is real & you can know Him through his revealed words, praying & fellowshipping. The Holy Spirit is even NOW with you! Amen!
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    Grumpy Grandpa
    @mayeesq
    Oct 21, 2023
    We know what you are.
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    F A A R E E S 💫 🇵🇸
    @MFaarees_
    Oct 20, 2023
    Again, to Nigerian Christians who insult us on a daily basis and call us terrorists because we stand with Palestine, this scene is from Israeli attack on the oldest Church in Gaza yesterday, they killed innocent Christians without any hesitation. Only an ignorant Christian will
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