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Used car dealer from Southern California
@NeckAlbatross
I do Moses comics. Painfully Anachronistic - Flawed Earth-Flesh - Wicked & Lazy - Actually just a barn owl - They/He
Rimbaud self-degradation era
Joined March 2020
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    Plant grafting is so stupid. You just tape two plants together and they just sorta go "yeah, I guess." and fuse DBZ-style. Like what the fuck. That's not how organisms are supposed to work, you flora freaks.
    Apparently you can make a rose TREE, not a rosebush, with just a little handywork.
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    I don't think enough people know this; They - do not - pay - ANY - residuals on streaming. If you're a main character on Stranger Things S4 you will not get residuals rn. But if you had a 5 sec cameo on 1 ep of Cheers 40 years ago & they air that ep on tv, you'll get sent 2 bucks
    Sydney Sweeney says she wouldn’t be able to afford a six-month break from acting: “I don’t have income to cover that. I don’t have someone supporting me… They don’t pay actors like they used to, and with streamers, you no longer get residuals,” 🔗: hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-features…
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    Replying to @hello__caitlin
    *4:10 AM* honey wake up we gotta go stand in line for 3 hours to fuck awkwardly in a tiny plane with a guy named gary 2 feet from us
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    Replying to @sad_saurus
    The fact that they'd been gone for hours and papa bear's was still burning hot implies that its original temperature was somewhere between molten lead and the sun's core, and that's horrifying, not least because of the implications of the bowl specs.
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    Replying to @shaun_vids
    "My 18-year-old nephew made a 13-year-old girl blush hornily today. This has been a great success for the royal family." - Lord Royal Tenenbaum or whatever
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    Replying to @Papapishu
    Can't believe you didn't mention the funniest thing about him, which is that while most companions have a wide variety of endings the player can achieve, Myron -always- just gets stabbed to death and forgotten by history.
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    Yeah, like how I used to wanna sell my son to the circus if he turned out gay. Not anymore, though.
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    Replying to @NeckAlbatross
    A little clarification on what is meant by "no residuals". Traditional residuals have been replaced on streaming services with lower, less frequent fees that don't take into account viewership, allowing services to massively underpay for their exploitation x.com/brendengallage…
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    Replying to @NeckAlbatross
    The ones who truly suffer from this are, of course, not billionaire megastars, but lesserknown performers, working actors, those who live paycheck to paycheck. x.com/brendengallage…
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    Replying to @KevMagnet and @capybaroness
    Rings true of the types of conversations I used to have with my dad when he'd bought a zoo
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    very funny how Suspiria 2018 is this whole intricate thing about politics and war and fascism and power structures and guilt and gender and sexuality and whatnot, meanwhile Suspiria '77 has a plot basically on par with a Roald Dahl book