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- Ok I’m stoned but this seems like a good idea: what if there was an app that both you and your partner have where you both swipe right or left on movies that are on your streaming services and when you find a match it lets you know
- Just picked George up from the dentist and he’s on another planet rn
- The Sports Bra (a sports bar in my neighborhood that only shows women’s sports) is finally open and I’m very stoked
- I loved this tree when I saw it in the Christmas tree lot but then I got it home and realized that it’s actually completely insane
- My brother made the most upsetting pie I’ve ever had in my life
- I learned 2 things from this year’s Spotify Wrapped: 1. I should probably cancel my Spotify premium 2. Their EOY metrics are 100% made-up.
- I stopped paying my electric bill and it’s saving me $83 a month!DOGE says it has saved government $55 billion so far trib.al/yd1qzNW
- I got Gigi’s food sensitivity test results back today and great news!!! The world’s smallest cat can comfortably eat alligator, water buffalo, and almost nothing else.
- One of my favorite things happening on TikTok right now is the widespread mixup of “necrophilia” and “necromancy”
- If the massive increase in LGBT identification in recent years is a result of increased acceptance, why aren't we seeing large numbers of Gen X and older coming out of the closet?
- There was a water leak in the basement tonight and George kept “helping” by running to the top of the basement stairs and doing some heavy breathing/staring



















