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Clarke Gayford
@NZClarke
last call...
Aotearoa / New Zealand
Joined March 2009
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    So happy to announce our little girl has finally arrived! Everyone healthy and happy. 7.3lb, 4.45pm. Huge thanks to all involved, what a team.
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    Because everyone on twitter's been asking to see Neve's UN id, staff here whipped one up. I wish I could have captured the startled look on a Japanese delegation inside UN yesterday who walked into a meeting room in the middle of a nappy change. Great yarn for her 21st.
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    For her 9 month birthday today we received the gift of crawling. While her mum got her the gift of having a safer country to grow up in.
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    a mate spent $130 at vet on his cat then had to lock it in his bedroom for 5 days recovery, and JUST NOW HIS ACTUAL CAT WALKED IN 😂
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    Imagine if disadvantaged kids got the same amount of second chances we seem to give to old racists to be racist.
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    New Zealand, hold your Prime Minister tight tonight, you don’t know how lucky you are... actually I think you do... @TheProject_NZ
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    Reasonable weekend. A++ would trade again.
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    A year ago today @winstonpeters made a bold call that changed EVERYTHING. We watched on TV like everyone else, except I pointed a camera the other way. Here's a before and after thats never been seen. What an incredible year it has been, what a year ahead. Welcome to the ride.
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    This was placed in our hotel room in Melbourne. Sense of humour or diplomatic incident?
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    ....well thats the desktop sorted.
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    Bro, this is flipping mean as. Hard out. Choice eh.
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    ~yes but have you ever seen Clarke Gayford and me in the same room at the same time? #justaskingquestions
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    Hey NZers please watch/listen to the address at midday today for latest Covid update. Thanks to everyone asking after us, we are fine, bit tired and someone's not seen much of her mum lately but otherwise sweet as. #WashYourHands
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    It's not everyday you see Wonder Woman being told off by a Prime Minister for sneaking out of the house to use her new trampoline, but these are the crazy times we live in I guess.
    People keep saying I've gone soft and lost my dangerous edge, but I've just bought a Trampoline in Wellington.