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Peter Helliar
@pjhelliar
The Amazing Race Australia Celebrity Edition, Taskmaster Australia. Smee in Peter & The Starcatcher touring Australia.
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    Peter Helliar
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    Jan 4, 2022
    Margaret Court relieved she won’t be the most unpopular person at Rod Laver Arena this year. #AusOpen
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    Peter Helliar
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    Oct 15, 2023
    Just so we are all clear based on the data from the referendum Australia’s Indigenous & First Nation people overwhelmingly wanted the Voice. Recognition in our Constitution & and an advisory committee. That was all. And we couldn’t even do that. 😔
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    Peter Helliar
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    Oct 2, 2020
    Just saw scenes in St. Kilda. Fuck. There goes any chance of having any mates over for Grand Final Day. Fucking selfish morons. 🤬
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    Peter Helliar
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    Apr 30, 2020
    Petter Dutton calling for Vic Heath Ministers to stand down over a tweet. Do the words ‘Ruby Princess Clusterfuck’ mean anything to you @PeterDutton_MP ???
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    Peter Helliar
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    Mar 29, 2018
    We are not the sum total of our greatest mistakes. My heart goes out to @stevesmith49 who has given me so much cricketing joy over the years. He is also a thoroughly decent human being. I stand by him and will be here upon his return. #SteveSmith
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    Peter Helliar
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    Aug 1, 2020
    Just quickly, if you’re in Victoria and doing the wrong thing... FUCKING STOP IT!!!!!!!
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    Peter Helliar
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    Dec 31, 2021
    Back in my day when you got Covid you had to isolate for 14 days!!! 14 days I tells ya!! And they would send the army to your house!! And the nasal swab they used was a small branch from a nearby tree!! Kids have it too easy these days… #COVID19
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    Peter Helliar
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    Mar 1, 2019
    It seems every day a member of the Government resigns and every day it’s NOT Peter Dutton. How do we fix this?
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    Peter Helliar
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    Jul 22, 2021
    To the Victorian woman who on the way back to Gippsland from the Rugby unknowingly with Covid, stopped at a petrol station, wore a mask, sanitised her hands & her credit card…YOU are the gold standard!! 🤩 Thank you! #CovidVic @VicGovDH
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    Peter Helliar
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    Dec 22, 2021
    I see our PM’s latest Pandemic strategy is Slip, Slop, Nap.
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    Peter Helliar
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    Feb 14, 2022
    Fair chance that bong photo gets Grace Tame nominated for Australian of the Year again!
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    Peter Helliar
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    Aug 21, 2021
    If you’re not vaccinated. Make a booking today. Right now. You’ll be helping us put this shit show behind us. Thousands appointments available for both Pfizer & AZ. #Vaccinate
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    Peter Helliar
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    Jan 7, 2021
    Many people have inquired but may I be clear for the record. I was in Melbourne, Australia today and have never stolen a lectern in my life! #America #Australia
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    Peter Helliar
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    Oct 18, 2020
    Our CHO has managed to get cases from over 700 to 2 BUT he missed a meeting!!!!! FFS 🤯 #BackOffBrett