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Mount Rainier
@MountRainierWA
Mountain. Volcano. Badass.
Washington State
Joined January 2014
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    43 years ago I blew my load
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    Look me in the eye and say that, horseshoe face.
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    Big talk, lil man. You don’t want none of this smoke. Have a blessed day.
    Just popping in to say fuk this guy thanks have a great day
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    I got something that can melt all that ice and snow. Let me know if I can help. 🌋
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    Take it back, or I'll smash your face with a lava glob.
    Mount Rainier is the most threatening volcano in the Cascades. volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/moun…
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    Just warming up. Check 1,2… Check… Check… 1,2… 1,2. This thing on? Check…
    Mt. Rainier appears to be venting. 🗻 @komonews currently has a call in with @MountRainierNPS to confirm. Stay tuned. #wawx #komonews
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    Impressive... but it's gonna be unrecognizable after I violently blow my shit to smithereens
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    Happy 4th of July. Try not to burn down the state. That’s my job. L8r Sk8r.
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    You’ve mistaken me with Mount Baker, nimwits.
    A shocking new report from DNR geologists reveals that Mount Rainier is cake.
    A giant fork takes a slice out of Mount Rainier, revealing the interior to be a layered red velvet cake.
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    Not distant enough. Also why I prefer cloudy days. #AshholeNeighbor
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    Got a free pair of Taylor Swift tickets if anyone is interested. I left them hidden under a rock at 14,411′ so just swing by and grab em. First come, first served.