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Mt. Hood
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Mt. Hood
@MtHoodUpdates
11,249 ft if that matters | hotter than you
Oregon, USA
Joined March 2021
- Fire danger is high that means NO BURNING SHIT I SWEAR TO GOD DO NOT BURN DOWN MY FUCKING FOREST
- If you bitches light fireworks in my fucking forests again I will show no mercy
- I have no bad anglesMt. Hood from 15,000 feet is stunning
- Subaru drivers are banned from Mt. Hood
- I am certain of 2 things: 1. $8 for a pumpkin spice latte is crazy 2. Mt. Rainier is a lil bitch
- If you’re still unsure if climate change is real, just take a look at the fact that I’m still naked in December.
- When I suggested we all get baked, this is not what I meant.Smoky Mt. Hood
- In honor of pride month I’ve decided to spare the girls, gays, and theys from volcanic activity.
- Save a turkey. Eat the rich.
- Just taking in the view before I destroy itMe, Mount Hood and the City of Hood River, Oregon.
- Tell me what town your from, and I’ll tell you if I’m planning on destroying or not.
- Be thankful I’m not erupting.
