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We've started our new club, and we're looking for sociopaths to fill our coaching positions.
Tryouts will be ongoing throughout the summer for U3 and older. Reach out to us to book a tryout by Zoom.
Money Grab FC
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Money Grab FC
@MoneyGrabFC
Super serious soccer club, competing in the Pre-Covid Academy. We do care about your kid, we just care about your wallet more. Sponsored by Chode Dental. Mo/Ney
- Getting youth soccer parents to understand passing backwards can sometimes be a good thing.what do you think is harder than this?
- PARENTS!!! Here's one trick of the trade that top private training coaches DON'T want you to know about. This one FREE!!! special piece of equipment will save you hundreds of dollars a year. Click here to find out more about this PROVEN method that will accelerate development.
00:00 - Travel soccer. Kids with zero soccer intelligence in $300 Nike uniform, $200 cleats, going to out of state tournaments in $250 per night hotel rooms, playing on 5G turf, getting screamed at by baseball dads for not hustling enough and accidentally playing a sideways pass.
- You become better at soccer by dancing around cones without a ball, then sprinting with a ball in a straight line. This is how you develop SKLZ like Messi.
00:00 - Sorry, but if you aren't doing this, your kid isn't going pro. Serious soccer parents will; -Convert the back yard or basement -Force kids to perform boring repetitive drills -Film it for social media clout -Ensure their kid looks the part (full kit + under armour)
00:00 - Not all keepers wear gloves.
- These kids are loving it. Look at how engaged they are. Look at how many decisions they are making. Look at all the different problems they get to solve. Look how competitive it is. Look at how many realistic pictures they see. Look at how it is working on their psych/soc skills🗣️ Coordinación + pase ⚽
00:00 - Making kids pay $2000 per year for soccer when kids in other countries pay $200 to play the same game.What's the biggest scam in life that nobody wants to admit❔
- Great exercise to do with any age group. Love the lonely looking goal in the background making the drill "soccer adjacent."
00:00 - Superb coaching. 10/10 Lots of kids standing in line Smash the ball at the keeper from close range Pointless running Coach stealing reps No decisions Game won by speed Attack and defense play the same direction No game realistic cues or triggers
00:00 - "My son plays for Juventus Academy." "In Italy?" "In Texas."@Secretgrassroo2 @MoneyGrabFC @Teamgrassroots_ I've seen plenty of Memes using this for content, so I thought I'd add to it. You know the type!
- When your dad pays $60 per hour for elite private training three times a week to run around cones, and then you face a real defender in your first game.
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