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Secret grassroots coach
@Secretgrassroo2
Highlighting the good and bad of grassroots football
Joined May 2020
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    So we called our league game off this morning One of the Mums “Organise a friendly” It’s still the same fucking pitch, calling it a friendly isn’t going to drain the pitch is it? #grassroots
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    3 coaches on the sidelines today for an 8s match. All jumping around and berating the ref. Initials on tracksuits too. Grow up
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    Development centres 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 For the parents that are so desperate for academy football 🫢 Please take my £70 a month so I can pretend my kid is an academy player Pathetic
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    When your U7s go 1-0 down and the parents want answers
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    Semi pro ballers who play Step 6 thanking Nike or Adidas for their new boots that they paid for. Very poorly behaviour.
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    Lads playing step 7 in the football pyramid putting out statements about leaving. Just text the 6 supporters.
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    A coach has sent me this. My head has gone 😡
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    “My son plays CAM not at right back”.
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    If you are screaming at a referee during a kids match you are unwell.
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    Parents, please stop kidding yourselves. £65 a month doesn’t mean your kid is an academy player.
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    It’s that time of year, tournament season. Grown men kicking off because they didn’t win a £12 trophy, Facebook rants, Mums throwing punches, kids crying, a volunteer getting abused after miscalculating GD and burger vans selling horse meat. Netflix, get the cameras 🎥 ready.
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    Gentlemen wearing a professional clubs tracksuit jacket spoke to me last night during the session. I return home and had 2 texts of parents asking what he wanted and was he a scout. He was not a scout and was asking where the toilet was. Parents, calm down 🤚🏻