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- Replying to @ManuclearBombCan’t think of a good Simpsons quote? You better believe that’s a paddlin
- Replying to @vanillaopinionsWell, on an American salary while physically in Europe, yes
- Homie on r/huel who's done 2 Huel blacks per day for the past year. Think it might be over for the CR hoes
- Replying to @bryancskThis insult cannot be taken lying down. Holy war.
- Replying to @AndyMasleyYep. Only 1 passenger death from an accident in 2023, all else were non-passengers getting on the tracks. 1 death per 6.1 billion miles vs cars with one every 78 million. About 78x
- Replying to @PradyuPrasadAye, but each time we send money, we provide each other original artworks in the form of eggplant emojis
- Replying to @AndyMasleyThese are the kind of high O hubris checks I’m here for
- Replying to @beefington420Hey Elizabeth, just as a matter of self care, I would advise you not to speak to any single man ever
- Replying to @AlJean and @TheSimpsonsI believe you find it was thirty *two* years ago and it was not "on this day," but in fact February 11, thank you very much
