My first 'creative' writing of the year for the X Article Contest. 🐢🏝️ Over 3,000 words of bullshit LARP and weird tangents.
Note: heavily satirical, hopefully worth a million dollars (it's not, but you can't win if you don't play, right?)
The new Shrek is not the new Sonic.
I have nostalgia for the old Shrek abomination design, but this is still Shrek.
That Sonic Monstrosity was going to traumatize a generation of children.
Nahhhh. There will be cameras all around the jail.
Power and the cloud backup storage will both just happen to fail for about 3 minutes around 5AM.
It will be an ‘accident’
As someone who is also neurodivergent, I found Eva insufferable. I’m glad she lost Survivor 48. Her story felt so forced on us, and I started to get worried that she might actually win based on their edit. Thank God it wasn’t her.
Congrats Kyle. Well deserved. Kamilla probably