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Misha Turtle Island, CTO 🐢

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Misha Turtle Island, CTO 🐢

@MishaTurtleX

Surrealist, serious, satirical, subhuman. Always an autistic artist alliterating & alluding while writing well. misha fitton’s mad mind *Chief Turtle Officer 🐢

under the sea in an 🐙s garden

youtube.com/@mishaturtle

Joined March 2013

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@MishaTurtleX
Jun 8
Let’s talk about Bricks and Minifigs statement in response to Reckless Ben and Mansell’s attempts to regain the LEGO sets…. This is elite levels of deflection and spin. Read between the lines here and see what they are doing. Divide and conquer. BAM Sucks… And keeps sucking
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@validclipx
Jun 5
Asmongold says it’s RIDICULOUS that the CEO of Bricks & Minifigs gets to Throw those two guys under the bus & act like everything’s fine, even though he knew exactly what was happening & did Nothing “The CEO is on the phone with the police, the CEO refused to look at the
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@MishaTurtleX
May 3, 2024
Replying to @chicfryrice
He has his own issues. It wasn’t the yoga pants. Maybe it would have been a low cut blouse or dress. Maybe crocs or sweats. It’s controlling behavior. If something required a particular dress code, it’s on the partner to inform his date prior as well.
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@MishaTurtleX
Dec 16, 2023
Replying to @Spilling_The_T
So you’re saying Germany invaded the United States’ inner most sanctum?
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@MishaTurtleX
Feb 4, 2025
Replying to @reddit_lies
I have talked about this before, but I genuinely 100% think that foreign state actors are running both automated and high touch accounts that thye took over in order to plant seeds in some Redditor’s minds to ACTUALLY do something. This is part of a bigger PsyOp.
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@MishaTurtleX
Jul 19, 2024
Replying to @therabbithole
I still don’t understand why we are rushing to transition 8 year olds.
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@MishaTurtleX
Nov 17, 2024
Replying to @therabbithole
Rather than import a bunch of randos from the Middle East, European governments should implement policies that increase the birth rates of native born Europeans.
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@MishaTurtleX
Mar 21, 2025
Replying to @CollinRugg
People need to stop tolerating this behavior. "Are you ok with this?" she asks a packed car. What... him existing / standing there?
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@MishaTurtleX
Oct 23, 2024
Replying to @nypost
She should lose her medical license.
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@MishaTurtleX
Nov 20, 2024
Replying to @nypost
Please. No. People should pray to Christ, not message a chatbot written by some Silicon Valley bros thinking it is Christ.
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@MishaTurtleX
Aug 28, 2024
Replying to @AMAZlNGNATURE
When in doubt post turtles on wheels for impressions.
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@MishaTurtleX
Dec 9, 2023
Replying to @therabbithole and @elonmusk
Amnesty for old accounts and avoiding permabans seems like a good compromise.
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@MishaTurtleX
Feb 10, 2025
Replying to @reddit_lies
How exactly is this relevant to IOWA?
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@MishaTurtleX
Mar 5, 2025
Replying to @therabbithole
CNN had 66% approval poll as well.
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@MishaTurtleX
Jun 8, 2025
Replying to @JayCuda
If you showed this to an alien race on another planet, they would probably believe that conditions on Earth were too variable and inhospitable to support life.
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