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Haz
@Michael_Haz
TLM Catholic / Motorcyclist / Expect Some Typos
United States
Joined January 2009
- I’m dyin’ here. Neighbors are co-op schooling while schools are closed. One neighbor, ex-Marine, is in charge of PE. He’s got elementary school kids lined up in his back yard doing burpees and air squats while chanting “I don’l know but I believe, Santa comes on Christmas Eve.”
- Replying to @Michael_HazNow he’s got them marching to the lot line and back chanting “I hate school! I hate school! Studying at home is really cool!” The kids are totally into this. It’s hilarious. And a joy to watch.
- Replying to @SawyerMerrittNissan’s damage is mostly self-inflicted. Years of selling cars that had CVT transmissions highly prone to failure, and now a 3cylinder, multi displacement engine that self destructs in a few thousand miles.
- Replying to @Michael_HazThe kids are having a ball. Much laughing and yelling. It’s like R. Leigh Ermey is doing daycare.
- Replying to @stokesmatthew81Father Mike Schmitz has one. Please send him $5.
- Replying to @JebraFaushayWhy is that dude wearing a microphone in a restaurant? Looking for trouble, that’s why.
- Replying to @TruthHammer4EVAYup. Loss of Dem seats in Congress. Hence the wailing and gnashing of teeth.
- Replying to @NotAvgLiberalI’ll take ‘Things that didn’t happen’ for $500.
- Replying to @LarrySchweikartHUGE in person turnouts throughout southeastern Wisconsin this morning. Lines stretching for blocks in places. Larger than the turnout to vote against the Walker recall
- Replying to @benshapiroEver try installing a roof at 70? Doing flatwork masonry? Heat treating? For many Americans their bodies are worn out well before age 65.
- Replying to @NatSecLisa and @jason_kintSpeaking of pain and betrayal, how's your husband doing?
- Replying to @JohnLeFevreI know the owner of a diner in an out-of-the-way rural area. Guy Fieri showed up unannounced and asked to film a segment. His first words were “chef, how can I help you grow your business?” Like Portnoy Fieri does a lot to help small restaurant owners.
- Replying to @MarioNawfalYour father probably voted Republican. You probably voted Democrat.
