Martin Chapman
28.2K posts
Martin Chapman
@MartinChapman12
Illegitimi non carborundum
Oxfordshire via Portsmouth
Joined June 2013
- Just stood at a cash machine telling me to guard my PIN from thieves , while it tries to charge me £1.99 for getting my own money.. Think there’s a piss take here.
- 2 English clubs represented by 21 non English multi millionaires, playing in an oil and gas rich nation 2500 miles away , in front of a crowd who hardly seem interested in an athletics stadium. Welcome to modern football.
- Honest from ‘Thommo’ with his apology from yesterday at Ayr Let’s enjoy the national treasure at his best …. It’s a PHOTO !!!!!
00:00 - Among all the tributes for the Queen, spare a thought that nobody will be able to bet like this again.
- Oddschecker now making it virtually impossible for any punter to have a look at 99% of prices available for peanuts or not at all, without having to pay must be the biggest own goal of all time .
Can someone explain why Hearts are 9/4 at home to Celtic this weekend? 🏴 🤷🏻♂️- Again just been catching up on the Olympic action and isn’t it a tad ironic that the trans kiwi weightlifter failed to register a snatch.
- This apparently is what $17.50 (£13.35) gets you at the Breeders Cup. Not sure if you’re meant to drink it or use it to unblock the drains with. It’s apparently ‘draft beer’ Never moan at the price of a pint of Guinness at Cheltenham again
- I took my ex racing one day and was explaining handicaps to her. Telling her you have 3 runs and then someone gives you an allotted handicap rating on those 3 runs. Quick as a flash she goes ‘surely you’d cheat’ I immediately thought I’d met an offspring of Sir Mark Prescott!A Sir Mark Prescott masterclass! 👀 True Legend had form figures of 650 in novice races last year but, up in trip and into handicaps this term he's now won two on the spin. @Luke_Morris88 took this race by the scruff of the neck a long way out. @salisburyraces
00:00 - ‘53 year old , White, British man’ Not a situation to score points , but it’s fine when it suits the narrative to get the information out so quickly. This country is officially broken
