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Giovanni Colantonio
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Giovanni Colantonio
@MarioPrime
Editor-at-Large @ Polygon | Prev: @digitaltrends @inversedotcom @LTRTcast | I'm literally Kate Bush. | He/Him
My grandma (99, dementia) was at a trivia night in her memory care unit and they asked “Who shot JFK?” and she said “I did.”- Replying to @MarioPrimeAs a follow-up: one time my grandma was drunk at a wedding in Martha’s Vineyard. When we got her into a taxi the radio said that a reported a plane crash. She blurted “It’s John F Kennedy’s plane!!” Moments later the broadcast confirmed that it literally was JFK Jr’s plane.
Elon Musk’s AI bot Grok was asked about his family owning an emerald mine- "hamilton roblox gacha rpg" is my manchurian candidate activation phrase
00:00 - It’s truly pathetic that this is the endgame of social media. A powerful tool for education and organization co-opted into a dead-eyed utopia for brands to post the most saccharine shit imaginable and have it forced into your feed. Happy meal ass app.
- I will not go to another platform that requires me to make "content" that takes any amount of time or brainpower to make. I am on this website to tweet shit like "what the grinch dick look like," not start a second job.
- It's going to be so embarrassing when we find out that Xbox shut down all these studios to move resources to Fallout 5, which still ends up getting a rushed, buggy release on Xbox's next console 4 years after the show ends.
