Oh you’re a lawyer? Name all the laws. I’ll wait.
Margolis PLLC
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Margolis PLLC
@MargolisPLLC
Outside/fractional general counsel services and commercial litigation.
- Me: the contract was silent on that issue Judge: ok Me: so there was a meeting of the mimes Judge: denied
- Lawyers on here: what is your practice area(s) and what jurisdiction(s) do you practice in. People on here are always looking for referrals so it’s probably good to tell everyone what you do.
A lawyer starts a firm and names it after themselves. It's not just a bad business move in 2025. There's also something strange about it that I can't quite explain. It just feels... off? Anyone else feel this way?- He pleases the courtBullshit. This man has seen it all. This man will file the most scathing motion you’ve ever read & follow up with a “sent from my iPhone” email. This man sees the judges daily & won’t be fooled by your BigLaw ~fear me~ attitude. I’d trust this man with my life.
- Being an attorney means you can’t be petty and enjoy watching what happens when a person doesn’t take your advice because you know you’re going to have to clean up that mess at some point.
- You're laughing?? A chat bot agreed to take $1 for a Chevy Tahoe and all the lawyers freaked out and you're laughing??
- What we thought you wanted: formal/detailed legal memo What you really wanted: three bullet points and a thumbs up
- Deleting anything in a Word doc you converted from PDFWhen you make a small edit to the final draft
- Email like it’s going to be read by a lawyer on a docuseries
- We are not offering Black Friday deals, stop asking.
- Hey I don’t care what everyone else is saying, I think your employee handbook is great
