“Oh wow, I wish you were looking for a job. My company needs people like you”
“I applied to your company multiple times, one as recently as 2 weeks ago. Anyway, nice to meet you and good luck”
This just proves to me that DOGE is completely incompetent
Tape drives are the densest, most capital efficient data archival technology that can be put into production today.
I dare them to provide the public with a detailed breakdown of how much money this saved and how
The @USGSA IT team just saved $1M per year by converting 14,000 magnetic tapes (70 yr old technology for information storage) to permanent modern digital records.
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Despite its age, magnetic tape is still highly favorable for long-term, static data archives. It offers cost-effectiveness (cheaper than disk/cloud), longevity (outlasts disk drives), offline security (resists cyber threats), and high capacity (up to 50TB per tape). research.ibm.com/blog/tape-dens…corodata.com/tape-backups-s…
“Stop flattering me.”
“Wow, you’re so worldly and insightful to notice I’ve been doing that. You’re like, operating on a higher plane of consciousness. No joke.”
Auto rejected in less than 12 hours
1 hour later
“I’m emailing you because I actually read your resume. Can we schedule a call so I can better understand your motivations to work here?”
That place is sure to be a disaster internally
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