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MK Ultramarine Corps
@MKayAlcatraz
cruising the apocalypse in a pink cadillac ::: pronouns nietzsche/nietzschim
Mary Kay Ultra
Joined May 2022
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    everyone in my esoteric groupchats
    Name a villain who was 100% right
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    they’re literally just making celebrities up now
    TINI and Rodrigo De Paul have broken up.
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    henry cavill irl gigachad confirmed
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    never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a white person what the N in NAACP stands for
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    when women say they want a medium ugly man, it’s bc this type of guy is so repulsive
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    we live in the dumbest time in history
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    *reads a story about universal human experiences* i can’t relate to this
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    women aren’t designed for a 9-5. they’re designed to spend 16 hours a day carrying water, churning butter, chopping potatoes, changing diapers, grinding flour, scrubbing floo—
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    Replying to @MKayAlcatraz
    these “celebrities” are ai generated. you may disagree. you may even have evidence to the contrary! but is it worth losing your mind over? these “celebrities” are ai generated
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    clarence thomas has been playing the long game since 1991, plotting a multi-decade course toward banning interracial marriage so he can get a divorce without paying alimony
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    2500 cals is: 2 chicken breasts 6 eggs 2 cups of rice 3 cups of broccoli 2 slices of toast 1 piece of salmon 2 cups of greek yogurt 2 entire heads of lettuce 2 apples 1 cup of blueberries AND 2 squares of dark chocolate. the american education system has failed lmao be fr
    I'm 5'8" and once dropped to abt 2500 cals a day. I became emaciated. I was not attractive. Bruises, always cold, hair fell out. I NEED more than that to maintain a healthy weight. This propaganda MAKES US SICK. Don't listen to these moids. They literally want to see you dead. 🧵