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Oxtail Pricing Specialist
@simsimmaaz
Bagged Milk Connoisseur. Addicted to Water. Quintessential Virgo. Y'all know I'm Canadá down 🤨🇨🇦
TORONTO
Joined May 2020
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    Okay starting a new thread of my playlists that includes both Apple Music and Spotify links. Starting with the Men Begging For Pussy Playlist Apple: music.apple.com/ca/playlist/th… Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/2B6HJ…
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    If that's not symbolic as hell. Is that a sign from the universe? LMAOOO
    Canada goose fights off a bald eagle that tried to attack it, after 20 minutes the Eagle ran off.
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    "Mr. Trump you're increasing the volume of your voice but not the logic of your argument" Yeah I'm stealing that. That's fire 😭😭😭
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    I think if I worked all day and came home and saw a grown ass man waiting for me to cook him something I would literally lose it
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    My little cousin asked a Jamaican related question the other day and the Jamaican adults were teasing her for not knowing and I said "that's literally y'all job to teach her and keep the culture alive. Her not knowing means you failed her" It was QUIET 😭😭😭
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    "There is no bridge I would not burn for my wife and daughter" I know they gasped
    “On my way to cancel out my husband’s trump vote” Cant relate. Been watching my husband kick his entire family to the curb today for voting for that rapist pos
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    She already finished shopping and didn't ask me ONE dumb question lmaoooo. This is what Instacart was made for!
    MY INSTACART SHOPPER IS A WOMAN!!!!
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    I actually agree with him cause I always thought it was annoying af that parents want you to do everything on THEIR time when it doesn't make a difference if I do the chore now or 15 mins later. It's all power trips lmao
    Black Parents would never allow this to happen
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    Garlic powder, onion powder, salt and pepper are basically the backbone of ALMOST every dish and then you add whatever other seasonings you want from there. SQUAD QUAD fr
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    Nah but telling a woman you won't perform a medical procedure she specifically asked for not for safety reasons but because you think a man might want to use her body later to have a child is actually wild when you sit back and think about it.
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    Propaganda I'll pretend to fall for so men can start being the single fathers and women can get some rest 🔥
    Single fathers raised kids better than single mothers. Most kids raised by a single mom end up as criminal according to stats.
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    She definitely has an IUD LMAOOOOO
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    But also has anyone noticed the volume on movies is really low too? It's like they only put it up for action scenes and music
    watching the battle of winterfell
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    melissa hat defense attorney
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    Gorilla Glue Girl's story is about to be a plot point on Grey's ANATOMY. Watch. LMAOO 😭😭