Lydia
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Lydia
@LydiaMizon
@qikipedia elf, @museumofcurios, researcher & writer. here for a long time, not a good time
United Kingdom
Joined August 2010
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    Lydia
    @LydiaMizon
    Oct 10, 2024
    Got rejected after a job interview that I thought had gone quite well. Feedback - “we don’t think you’d fit with the culture as we’re quite a fun and casual office.”
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    Sarah Dempster
    @Dempster2000
    Oct 8, 2024
    What’s the most hauntingly specific insult you’ve ever received? I once made a joke about Dennis Waterman’s dentures and a man wrote to tell me I was “obviously lonely”.
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    Lydia
    @LydiaMizon
    Jun 16, 2020
    Coworker's 9yo son asked to write a diary of a character from Macbeth. He chose the King. Day 1: excited about visiting ma wee friend macbeth and hoping he does nae kill me in ma sleep. day 2 (ghost king): i cannae believe he killed me
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    Lydia
    @LydiaMizon
    May 1, 2024
    Future Only Connect round.
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    Lydia
    @LydiaMizon
    Nov 21, 2023
    What’s Scooby Doo’s favourite pizza place?
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    Lydia
    @LydiaMizon
    Jan 28, 2022
    During my first term at Uni I decided not to join some of my flat mates in doing a shot of Fairy Liquid, and earned the nickname “Grandma Sensible”.
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    Lapsedcat
    @Lapsedcat
    Jan 27, 2022
    Years ago when I worked in a large office I used the word ‘trebuchet’ during a conversation with a colleague about castles, was overheard by the obligatory office wankers and henceforth became known as ‘Mr Words’. MR WORDS.
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    Lydia
    @LydiaMizon
    Oct 10, 2024
    Replying to @LM_Marlow
    This is undeniably true
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    Lydia
    @LydiaMizon
    Mar 2, 2020
    Replying to @halo_neits and @SheRatesDogs
    I was on a tv quiz show a couple of years back. Some random viewer found my work email and messaged me to correct my grammar. Some people really have no boundaries.
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    Lydia
    @LydiaMizon
    Jan 26, 2024
    As someone who was once a 22 year old girl blindsided by a pretty boy who lied about being faithful, I feel Mollie’s devastation in my soul #TheTraitors
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    Lydia
    @LydiaMizon
    May 12, 2020
    Anyone know why this sports top I found online has the coordinates of a Barclays Bank opposite Elstree Studios on it?
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    Lydia
    @LydiaMizon
    Oct 10, 2024
    Replying to @more_josh23
    In retrospect I was in my early 20s and the office was almost entirely men in their 20s and 30s so they may have been doing me a favour.
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