dear goddy-wod, please make everyone forget all about my rapey-wapes 🙏🏻
My life has changed. Praise Jesus.
Sarah Dempster
@Dempster2000
- Happy 7th birthday to the time my parents brought over wine in a plastic box because Mum was “increasingly wary of glass".
- Steve Bannon looks like the guy in a sci-fi movie who gets infected by a deadly space virus but refuses to tell the rest of the crew
- He looks like he’s being haunted by the ghost of an Edwardian zebra
- 3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card? Me (in bed): Yes. 3yo: Will he love it? Me: Yes.
- The People’s Nonce, there, dressed as the Woking branch of Hobbycraft
- BREAKING: Keir Starmer’s wife skins Boris Johnson and wears his pelt to polling station
