PinnedElliot@LohDec 12, 2013Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!85857.1K7.1K5.4K5.4K
Elliot@LohFeb 7, 2023Replying to @SchrodingrsBratI simply learned to lie very still under the sand all day, then wake in the milder morning hours to stretch my long tongue out to lick my eyes and face clean of morning dew8830301.2K1.2K193K193K
Elliot@LohAug 8, 2020Replying to @ConblobNever before had I noticed our nation's absolute wagon5532321.1K1.1K
Elliot@LohJan 7, 2020If Andrew Yang is elected President, I and every other Asian-American man will join the Secret Service to be his body souble29299797679679
Elliot@LohNov 22, 2019Me in my 20s: I gotta make that money to pay them bills Me now, to people in their 20s: You are a time billionaire55100100704704