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Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!
Elliot
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- I’ll just leave this right here 🛴
- Replying to @SchrodingrsBratI simply learned to lie very still under the sand all day, then wake in the milder morning hours to stretch my long tongue out to lick my eyes and face clean of morning dew
- If Andrew Yang is elected President, I and every other Asian-American man will join the Secret Service to be his body souble
- Me in my 20s: I gotta make that money to pay them bills Me now, to people in their 20s: You are a time billionaire
- It'd be weird if Zoom's original name was CoVid
