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captain brian
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captain brian
@quebecween
the manifestation of evil. famed writer. empathetic narcissist. 3 time pulitzer nominee. clean hippie. leader of the woke mob. geographer. italian-american.
- do people understand if the amazon dies we all die🚨BREAKING: The Biden Administration just announced $1B for “conservation of the Ecuadorian Amazon.” They could just as easily announce funds for victims of hurricane Helene. They hate you. These people are truly anti-American.
- awful soyjak, no effort, literally just traced it. 0/10They finally soyjakked the America is Fascist for banning TikTok girl
- she just sent me her location bruh wtf is this
- why don’t they just make a bridge here? it would be so much quicker to go from cihago to detroit
- you may be old but are you 17you may be old but are you this OLD?
- the idea of a grown adult sitting there for 5 minutes wadding play dough to be racist on twitter 😭This picture has been shared all around Japan Twitter lately
- as soon as i found out he was in med school i stopped caring about him going missing. like hell yea keep up the grind
- i’m lonely in a really cool boy way and you’re lonely in a dumb girl way
- this would be so helpful if it workedA quick guide to tea!
- can you imagine being some guy with music opinions and 6k people agree they wanna shoot you
- would you like subway surfers gameplay or family guy funny clips with your album sir
